If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?

[SlvrTongueDevil]

There is only one weapon I want to see you carrying anyway.

Your name says it all ... come and get it!

 

[Deleted member 1178772]

Your name says it all ... come and get it!

Ask how many robot ladies u licked ha ha jk.

 

[txnstud21]

this is a bad start to the day

 

[papadoc19]

Wow...things really are bigger in Texas

 

[BBWangeleyes]

Thought I told you to sleep with Raffe

 

[magicmikeaustin]

Thought I told you to sleep with Raffe

good morning.... you should skip work today.....

 

[BBWangeleyes]

I need to get my locks changed. The cops are on speed dial

 

[txnstud21]

I need to get my locks changed. The cops are on speed dial

wow those are gorgeous eyes

 

[magicmikeaustin]

I need to get my locks changed. The cops are on speed dial

so much for friend with benefits

 

[shmily]

so much for friend with benefits

must have been a nice ride to end up in texas.. good morning sir...

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

must have been a nice ride to end up in texas.. good morning sir...

That was the longest 69 ever...

 

[kissntell43]

That was the longest 69 ever...

Thanks for the flowers?

 

[rubydlite]

Thanks for the flowers?

Lets try on moooore costumes!!!

 

[Dreamscape12]

Were you taking a picture of me sleeping..?

 

[kissntell43]

Why are you still wearing pants?

 

[Dreamscape12]

Why are you still wearing that outfit...?

Let me help you get that off

 

[BusinessTime]

Why are you still wearing pants?

I liked the way you handled my scepter last night.

 

[Deleted member 1178772]

Why are you still wearing pants?

Um I think I made a watermark

 

[kissntell43]

Umm . . . Did I get to All of you last night?

 

[Elated]

I only did that thing as a one time favor!

 

[kissntell43]

Do I have to repay this favor?

 

[Deleted member 1178772]

Do I have to repay this favor?

Yeah after u passed out

 

[txnstud21]

damn tequila

 

[SimoneLisbon]

Yeah after u passed out

You need to leave before my imaginary husband gets home and virtually beats you up...Oops, too late, I'll get you a pretend bag of ice for that non-existent bruised eye...

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

You need to leave before my imaginary husband gets home and virtually beats you up...Oops, too late, I'll get you a pretend bag of ice for that non-existent bruised eye...

Shhhhh come back to bed .....we ain't done yet!