If you were...

[Siren]

A remote beach front cottage overlooking a stormy sea

 

[wolfy]

A waterslide park

....Where women can ride me and get really wet.

Siren, you slide down first.

 

[Ian1]

I would be...

the apartment that Clarince Worley (Christian Slater in "True Romance") lived in. Run down, surrounded by other buildings yet still lonely, dark, kinda cold, but still sturdy and strong, just waiting for something to come along and breath life into me again.

 

[Siren]

Hey DCL....I thought the song went like this.....