If you were going on a month-long SEX vacation....

[Aurora_s_Flame]

...and you were only allowed to bring 5 things with you, what would they be and why? (Your "partner" is already included in the deal)...

~ Rora

 

[lavender]

 

[morninggirl5]

I think the lube should be a given like the partner.

 

[Aurora_s_Flame]

My Choices...

1) Lube (as stated by a smart Literotican! )

2) Spray cans of whip cream; I prefer that to chocolate sauce...its light and sweet and oh so lickable!

3) Something to tie up with...be it silk ties or handcuffs... I like and appreciate both.

4) The largest container of frozen grapes I could carry! *shivers with anticipation of cool smooth grapes being slowly suckled...squished...licked...popping with the firm suction and bursting with mixed juice on your warm wet...*...*...tries to come back to earth*

5) Now I just might take my new vibrator...that thing is becoming like a lifeline to me! But it depends on whom my partner would be...maybe I would let them pick! *grins*

~ Rora

 

[Private Vasquez]

Matches
cantalope
a magnifying glass
a bungee cord
a gross of condoms

 

[islandman]

Interesting thread.......

1) Lube, and lots of it

2) Candles, and lots of them

3) chocolate sauce

4) All of my Enigma, Sarah Vaughn, Billie Holiday CDs

5) An ample supply of cigars

 

[SpiceCake]

1. Lube

2. My blankie & pillow

3. My collection of erotic stories

4. My toiletries bag (must have soap)

5. Lots of aspirin - I ain't gettin' no fucking headache if I get to have a month long sex vacation!

 

[freshrope_69]

I agree lube is a given.

But I would take "everything you ever wanted to know" book, a case of pop (soda), a blanket, a pillow and my collection of beautiful women photos.

LOL....

 

[Aurora_s_Flame]

Damn it...

Now there is a lot more things I want to take with me!

 

[truegentleman]

1) assorted massage oils

2) reddi whip

3) strawberries

4) chocolate sauce

5) some very soft cotton sheets

 

[Private Vasquez]

Scrawberries are perishable, you've got maybe a week to use 'em. And if you're going to California, you can't take 'em.

 

[Minout]

Matches
cantalope
a magnifying glass
a bungee cord
a gross of condoms

Ok, if you are taking a magnifying glass what do you need the matches for?


Minout *had to ask but terrified to hear the answer*

 

[Guest]

Haha, that's funny FreshRope69, I read "everything you always wanted to know........" when I was prolly 11 and learned about sex from that book!


Well if I were going on a sex vacation I would expect I would be with a significant other so she can bring all the lube and toys!
I would bring:

1. A change of nice clothes(can't go to the parties naked now can ya?)
2. Candles(aromatherapy)
3. Condoms
4. Silk Ropes
5. Tantra fun kit

 

[Private Vasquez]

Ok, if you are taking a magnifying glass what do you need the matches for?

After I catch the fish with my bare hands, I'll need to cook it. Matches work well for starting fires.

 

[IBLNG2LAW]

Hmmmm... I'm going to assume that since this is my vacation I am in a 5 star hotel so all of the essentials like soap and shampoo are provided for me... And those wonderful comfy robes

1. Candles (I take these anyway... most hotel rooms stink)

2. The Magic Suitcase

3. Lingerie

4. Vidoe camera

5. Arthritis relief pills for my husband (He is after all older than I am)...

 

[Suzi]

hhehehehhehehehhehehehhe

I REEEEALLLY love this thread

1)sexy clothes
2)silk scarves
3)toiletries bag (gotta have toothbrush, soap, shampoo)
4)jasmine scented massage oil
5)music CDs conducive to passion (my personal favs are David Arkenson, Styx, Sarah MacLachlan, Enya)

 

[Ishmael]

I'd make damn sure I took my imagination. The other four things we could shop for as imagination dictated.

Ishmael

 

[Minout]

After I catch the fish with my bare hands, I'll need to cook it. Matches work well for starting fires.

That's what I thought the magnifying glass was for.


I would just bring my credit card. I always make poor decisions when they are hasty.

Minout

 

[freshrope_69]

Now in looking at thread again...I realize I am not in some unknown jungle or desert town...

So, in updating my list...

Screw the book, for I really know more than enough...

I can always borrow a pillow and blanket....

a the case of pop it would be hot by the I was to drink it...

So...

1- my credit card that still has a million dollar balance

2- all my whores...from the hood...

3- my Viragra for sure....since my ho's are younger then I...

4- my cabin cruiser

5- my passport

Now that I better informed,,, I can have a much better vacation...

See y'all....

 

[Suzi]

Ish...

I'd make damn sure I took my imagination. The other four things we could shop for as imagination dictated.

Ishmael

Imagination is already "packed" in your brain! lol

 

[Aquila]

lube
The swing
The condoms
The massage oil

Razors (cause after a week, my god we're talking sandpaper city)

 

[Olivianna]

No kidding. This ain't no desert island. I'll bring a wad of cash (a few extra bills to toss to the sucker with the magnifying glass), my camera, condoms, toothbrush, and a bathing suit.

 

[Suzi]

Geeeeeeeeeeez

lube
The swing
The condoms
The massage oil

Razors (cause after a week, my god we're talking sandpaper city)

What IS it with everyone and LUBE????

shit if I get turned on..I dont' NEED it...you guys trying to say that you don't get your women turned on enough? hmmmmmmmmmm?

 

[Guest]

FreshRope, your not from the hood. Cuz then you'd know ain't no whores in da hood. The "whores" are those fine, upstandin' city call-girl types.


Only ''HO'S" is from da hood lol!!!!!!!

 

[Saint Peter]

Re: Geeeeeeeeeeez

What IS it with everyone and LUBE????

shit if I get turned on..I dont' NEED it...you guys trying to say that you don't get your women turned on enough? hmmmmmmmmmm?

Dont drop the soap.