If you were a food....

[Guest]

I ran into a friend yesterday, whom I hadn't seen in ages. We spent time in nostalgic memories, had some great laughs with some bad coffee, and promised to keep in touch at least once a year from now on.

But he said something to me that tickled my sense of humour. He told me that I'd always reminded him of a mini-marshmallow, because I was tiny, soft, sweet, and I'd taste great with chocolate *G*. Now, it made me laugh on several levels, since

1) he's the most happily married person I know, completely devoted to his pretty wife (who is also a friend of mine)

2) never were we interested in each other THAT way

3) I'd never wondered before what I'd be if I were a food LOL.

So, my curiosity is aroused, and I wonder now, what would YOU be, if you were you a food?


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If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts.

 

[hotti]

And of course, that was me asking that.... I went to submit the thread, and my fricking dialup booted me... GRRRRR!!!!!

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Of course!

A nut!!

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[hotti]

Shameless, you are! Have I ever mentioned that I have a weakness for nuts? *G*

Boy, there are a dozen ways I could twist this all up lol, but I don't want to derail my own thread



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A smile is a bend that can straighten things out easily.

 

[JennyOmanHill]

Is Candy a food group?

Well, if so, I'm M&M's candy... plain, peanut, almond AND sometimes crunchy. (I could also be a Hershey's kiss too!)

 

[TxCowboy]

Love this Post!!

I would defenitely have to say I would love to be a strawberry dipped in whipped cream. Its a very good aphrodesiac. What woman doesnt like strawberries and whipped cream??

Just putting in my two cents.



Cowboy

 

[Lance Hardrock]

cant resist folks

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner,
because then all the girls can eat me up.


bet you'll never see that on their commercials.

 

[MizTabby]

If I were a food

I'd be a fruit, a plum or a peach, ripe for the picking
all that succulent juicy fleshy <ehem> pulp *wooo hooo*
and of course the seed in the middle, which you can't help sucking *oh my*

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you can tell I've imbibed a bit too much of the fermented grape

 

[armyjim_2000]

How about ...

I think I'd be a Tootsie roll Pop...then a woman could find out how many licks it took to get to my center.....preferably without biting....

 

[Batgirl]

I'd have to be a jelly bean, sugary sweet and everybody loves them!

 

[hotti]

Jenny, candy IS a food group lol, and M&Ms are near the top of the "Best of" list.

Tx, that's got to be almost EVERYone's favourite! yum, I need to go buy some strawberries..... I've got lots of whipped cream *G*

Lance, I don't understand WHY they've never put that particular spin on their commercials... I, for one, would love to see that

Mistique! You sound like you're in the same condition I want to be in! *G* And you make being a fruit sound very desirable <giggle>

armyjim? How can I say this.... well, first, I love Tootsie Pops, but I don't seem to be able to STOP from crunching down on it! *G* I need to practice, and learn patience lol.

Batgirl, I agree Jellybeans are (or should be) a universal favourite!


There are some unexpected answers so far, to my wonderings... can't wait to read some more!

 

[Jaded1]

Mmmmmmmm...................

I would have to go with honey. That rich smooth texture. The sweet flavor seem to explode in your mouth. Now really who doesn't enjoy a little honey on their tongue

I was told to cut down on these Guess I'm having to much fun here (Imagine smiley faces here. Thank you for your time.)

Jaded1, CT

 

[lasciviously_yours]

I would be an eggplant....
The deep, sensual color, the gentle curving of the body, the slick, always slightly moist skin. The smooth, unblemished texture.
The clean, crisp smell.
The pale, slightly pink, firm flesh.
The rich buttery taste when you take it in your mouth.
~~Las

 

[Jaded1]

Oh, yes................

Eggplant is also very good. There are times when you have to seperate the skin a little with your fingers. Giving your tongue greater access to the pink smooth inner flesh. Gently rolling it around on the tip of your tongue. The sweet slick buttery texture against your warm lips. Mmmm, that usually gets the job done. I would love feedback..............

Jaded1, CT

 

[lasciviously_yours]

For Jaded ~~

Your honey got on my eggplant...
And I loved it!

Honey, I beg forgivness at my neglect of you, it comes with no intentions!
Your latest e-mail had me in shivers!
I can only imagine where you can take me with the honey...

Perhaps you would rather show me???

~~Kisses, until then....Las

 

[bubbley1]

What else, a charms blow pop! You can then roll me around on your toungue, nibble and my center and just when you gotten me loosened up, and juicy , you can blow me and pop me!!!

Bubbles

 

[armyjim_2000]

No BITES, just nibbles....

Those bites HURT! Now, a nibble...that's more like it!
Actually, I think I might have changed my mind. Maybe a Bottle of SWEET Chocolate syrup. Think of the possibilities...the places I could go!

If I were asked for a one line answer to the question "What makes a woman good in bed?" I would say, "A man who is good in bed."

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Pointless aside

Remember this old poem...

I wish I were a thumb
upon my lovers hand
and every time she wiped herself
I'd see the promised land

 

[tabitha]

hmmmm....

an apple.
firm, round, sometimes sharp, always juicy.
ready to be plucked from the tree and bitten...

 

[wildrose70]

WELL MY PICK WOULD BE AN ORANGE..PEEL BACK THE SKIN AND TASTE THAT SWEET JUICY FRUIT INSIDE...AND FEEL THE JUICE RUNNING DOWN YOUR FACE, NICE AND STICKY AND YUMMY...OF COURSE IT HELPS IF SOMEONE HELPS LICK THE JUICE OFF....

 

[Guest]

wildrose, are you for real??? too much... glad to see you here!

 

[wildrose70]

WELL OF COURSE HONEY..YOU MIGHT FIND ME MOST ANYWHERE...LOL I'M THE SEXY SENIOR ON LIT..HAHA

 

[Guest]

have you ever seduced a young man, then? i wonder, do many such experienced women think about young guys? & if a charming young guy were to make some attempts at seduction would it work?

 

[wildrose70]

Speaking from my own personal experiences..the first time a younger man came on to me was yes ago when I was bartending and he was 20 yrs younger...in the past year since my divorce I have had many younger lovers..the current one is 34...so hope this sort of answers your question....but we are getting of track here...this is about food!!!

 

[bluespoke]

I think I'd have to a banana in Rose's hands. I think I could go somewhere warm and wet before she eats me!