If you were a deep sea diver looking for treasure..

[Matthew Craig]

https://i.imgur.com/AFbeWQ7.jpg

And had to battle a giant fish monster..

What would you do!

 

[oggbashan]

...

And had to battle a giant fish monster..

What would you do!

1. With that kit I'm NOT a deep sea diver. I'm in shallow water.

2. I'd use my dive knife and my buddy taking the picture would use his spear gun.

3. I'd cut down on my alcohol consumption before bed time. A real shark would be more dangerous than that fish monster.

 

[Saint Peter]

http://www.ritsumei.ac.jp/se/~kawamura/images/underwater_1.jpg

 

[MelissaBaby]

I thought the thread title was a euphemism.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I thought the thread title was a euphemism.

Are you implying that your sunken treasure is...a little fishy?

 

[MelissaBaby]

Are you implying that your sunken treasure is...a little fishy?

The only way to find out is to go down.

 

[Matthew Craig]

..and my buddy taking the picture would use his spear gun.

Correction; he's painting the picture.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

The only way to find out is to go down.

https://img42.com/Ypg0z+

Welp, I'm ready to drown, then!

 

[Matthew Craig]

Welp, I'm ready to drown, then!

Clearly she wants cock in her mouth by her av. She's probably a precum addict. This sounds like a time for!... 69? (A personaly favorite of mine btw)

 

[thør]

Clearly she wants cock in her mouth by her av. She's probably a precum addict. This sounds like a time for!... 69? (A personaly favorite of mine btw)

I always figured you'd be partial to 71.

 

[Matthew Craig]

I always figured you'd be partial to 71.

You try for 71 but if she looks back and gives you the one eyed dolphin, i'll take what i can get.

 

[thør]

You try for 71 but if she looks back and gives you the one eyed dolphin, i'll take what i can get.

As long as it's the one-eyed pink dolphin.

 

[MelissaBaby]

I always figured you'd be partial to 71.

I had to look that up, but yeah, he seems the type.

 

[oggbashan]

Correction; he's painting the picture.

I hope he's not using watercolour.

Perhaps he should stop using narcotics and the fishy monster would vanish.

 

[Hypoxia]

Iiwadsdlft:

I'd let someone else do the diving. Then, when they'd found and extracted the treasure, they must all die, of course. Blame Obama.