If you want to gather honey, don't kick over the beehive.

[parodyluvr75]

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[parodyluvr75]

You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.

Dale Carnegie

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Popularity isn't just something that happens. You have to give something in exchange for it, and that's the dangerous part of the process.
Robert Bringhurst

 

[Fata Morgana]

Empty vessels get fake cancer.

Maya Angelou

 

[lovetoread]

Empty vessels get fake cancer.

Maya Angelou

Snorting hurts, you cunt.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck.

Patton Oswalt

 

[parodyluvr75]

I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host.

Parker