If You Think You're Addicted To Literotica, Try This Twelve~Step Program!!! FREE!!

[Always]

Step 1 Remove all Lit. sites from bookmarks/favorites folder.

Step 2 Stay off of net for first three weeks.

Step 3 Encourage others to use the computer so you can't

Steps 4, 5, 6 Repeat first three steps

Steps 8, 9, 10 Repeat first three steps

Step 11 Throw computer into gabrage after serious failure

Step 12 Say "Fuck this shit!" and get a new computer, faster internet connection, and becoming even more of a board bum.

Have fun!!!

 

[Savage Kitten]

I only got 1 question

WHY WOULD ANYONE NOT WANNA BE ADDICTED TO LIT??



anyway... i got the site addy memorized hehehe

 

[Silverlily]

Don't scare me like that! Damn, I nearly lost a life!
http://smilecwm.tripod.com/cwm/eek5.gif


Seriously, was very funny, thanks!

 

[Always]

*doulbes over, bowing while laughing*

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Tried all that and it didn't work. Does Betty Ford have a program at her clinic?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Be all that you can be....

It's not just an addiction, it's an adventure!!!!

I have to agree with DCL on this one... disconnect from the internet? People do that?

 

[poohlive]

Come on, no one is addicted to literotica.
I can stop whenever I want to.
See, here, I stopped...

...

...

Yeah, well ok, I don't want to stop, but that doesn't mean I am not addicted, does it....
does it?

(tumble weed crosses the post)

does it???

 

[dusk2dawn]

hehehe

WHY WOULD ANYONE NOT WANNA BE ADDICTED TO LIT??



anyway... i got the site addy memorized hehehe

Because, because........hmmmmmm
Errrrr.....ahhh....I...

Oh, I give up!! I just don't know......

I guess this means I am an addict to lit...now when did that happen...

 

[ares1]

addiction

Nothing real can be threatened
Nothing unreal exists
Herein lies the peace of God.

 

[Mortto56]

"ME ADDICTED!"

"I'm not addicted at all!"....Pressing my Favorites button franticly.

 

[Naked Hunny]

It has surpassed Addiction It is now a way of life!!!

 

[Evesdemise]

addiction or just good taste??

I don't know or can't say that I am addicited to much of anything, well...we won't go into that LOL. But I DO know that I am attracted to intelligent converstaion and insiteful discussion. I also love feedback on my submissions here. But I took the twelve steps. Does this thing come in a patch version? I mean, in the very unlikely possibility that I am a lit addict??

 

[Always]

a GOOD way of life!!!

we all deny it, but we ARE lit addicts here...

 

[April]

I'm addicted, and I like it! A 12-step program? No way! Don't need it, don't want it.

 

[Always]

okay, so who really wanst to unaddict themselves...

buthey! it's still fun...

 

[Xander]

I'm not addicted....I can quit anytime I want to......

I just had TCP/IP, Netbau and IPX protocols, and a Modem card implanted in the back of my head. All which is intergrated with my brain. My right eye is actually an electronic LSD screen.
So now I can browse at the will of my mind. Keyboards has become absolete

But I'm not addicted....I can quit anytime I want to.....