If you saw Mike Yates floating in your house

[RawHumor]

Would you call the cops?

Pull out your shotgun? Beat him with a rolling pin? Rub the top of his fuzzy head like he's your rambunctious little nephew?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Just floating or like exorcist split pea soup vomiting, head spinning around floating?

 

[RawHumor]

Just creeping around... going through your underwear drawer, looking for your home movies...

Creepy... not supernatural.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Baseball bat then.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Lmfao!

 

[kbate]

I'd set the table, get out my best wine and then look for Heathyr; she would probably be hiding somewhere in the barn or in the guest house and I'd want to treat her properly.

 

[SuprSalor]

I'd check the dishwasher..

 

[Learin]

Baseball bat would be more convenient.

I don't want to wake up the neighbours with my shotgun.