If You Passed the Litster Above You in the Store, what would they have in their cart?

[sinfulpleasure67]

Foot lotion ...

Only if I'm giving you a foot massage

 

[barefootgirl69]

Only if I'm giving you a foot massage

exactly

 

[sinfulpleasure67]

exactly

Camp chair with footrest

 

[barefootgirl69]

Camp chair with footrest

Whipped cream... for the berries

 

[TheSweetRomanticGuy]

a blu ray player and that movie, she knows lol

 

[sinfulpleasure67]

Whipped cream... for the berries

Haha amongst other things....

Towels

 

[neakman]

Haha amongst other things....

Towels

full of condoms.

 

[13Fantasies]

full of condoms.

Turtle wax

 

[neakman]

Turtle wax

Communist propaganda pamphlets.
and KY Jelly.

 

[13Fantasies]

Communist propaganda pamphlets.
and KY Jelly.

Mannequin shirt

 

[LucianaGrace]

Communist propaganda pamphlets.
and KY Jelly.

Protein shakes, rope, shaving cream.

 

[neakman]

Protein shakes, rope, shaving cream.

books and underwear. (thongs)

 

[BlackCashmere]

books and underwear. (thongs)

20 pound weights...and protein powder

 

[knottywifenhub]

20 pound weights...and protein powder

Treatise of Man

 

[ydahecnot]

Blindfolds and a copy of Rope Bunnies for Dummies

 

[LizVegas79]

A rental copy of The Italian Job

A case of Fiji Water and a case of SPF50 sunscreen.

 

[BlackCashmere]

A case of Fiji Water and a case of SPF50 sunscreen.

Shoes of course...and we are not at Target...Neiman Marcus of course

 

[papadoc19]

A fur blanket

 

[Iceprincess12]

Map of the stars, Enquirer, duct tape and 9 volt batteries

 

[Taegul]

Map of the stars, Enquirer, duct tape and 9 volt batteries

About a week's supply of baby oil. So about 45 bottles.

 

[Iceprincess12]

About a week's supply of baby oil. So about 45 bottles.

Gerbil pellets, flavor injector with a wide tip, animals are people too-in paperback.

 

[SimoneLisbon]

Gerbil pellets, flavor injector with a wide tip, animals are people too-in paperback.

severed head...sheers...rat poison

 

[Iceprincess12]

severed head...sheers...rat poison

That was last week!

99 red loft balloons, angel food cake and oysters on the half-shell

 

[Taegul]

Cliff notes for Dr. Seuss books.

That was last week!

99 red loft balloons, angel food cake and oysters on the half-shell

 

[Iceprincess12]

Cliff notes for Dr. Seuss books.

The bathroom reader extended version. When fiber isn't enough.