If you lie Laurel will report you to Santa

[Siren]

 

[Dillinger]

Damn... does that mean I have to untie Santa and let him loose so he can help Laurel out?

 

[Siren]

Yes it does Dilly

 

[Mistress]

Ok, not in order here......

I think Siren is really really hot, yo Siren, wanna fuck?


And, I think a few certain members at this board are a few fries short of their happy meal.



I also feel that Laurel is a total babe, even though I have never seen her, she rocks, and if she ever did the bi thing I'd wanna fuck her too



Hehehehe

 

[Siren]

OKay sorry Mistress, but that post will cost ya

 

[Mistress]

Aww damn......

 

[Dillinger]

Actually I got tired of holding the phone so I just used some duct tape and wrapped it around his head affixing the phone to his ear - but even from here I can hear Laurel reading off the list - though - damn, he's having a hard time breathing - guess I shouldn't have covered his nose and mouth with the tape?

Ah well - I might just let him loose to do Laurel's bidding - I'm on the road all week starting tomorrow and he gets really cranky when no one feeds him.

 

[pabloback]

did someone mention happy meal?
can i play with my toy?

 

[Siren]

Hey Pablo

 

[crystalhunting]

Siren.......



Wanna cum sit on my face?






CH

 

[Siren]

And in the spirit of honesty, I am pasting Laurels post from KR's thread

 

[Laurel]

No, no...you don't want what comes later, Siren darlin'...

 

[Siren]

But...........but...................

 

[Never]

If Laurel's telling the truth then there really is a Santa Claus?

 

[Siren]

Ah neverkins

 

[scylis]

Re: Ok, not in order here......

And, I think a few certain members at this board are a few fries short of their happy meal.

*pokes head in thread*
did somebody call for me?

 

[Never]

Re: Ah neverkins

Siren:
"and guess where he is?



He's living in a van...down by the river."


Ew. I wondered who that fat old man was trying to look into my windows with his binoculars was.

Hey.
You're making fun of me, aren't you?

Sure, go ahead. Make your jokes..
Someday your butt will be here, you'll be livin' in a van down by the river!

 

[Siren]

Never, never

 

[LadyDarkFire]

Personal opinion: If this gets any more silly Laurel is going to need a candy cane to beat people over the head with.

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: And in the spirit of honesty, I am pasting Laurels post from KR's thread

I think it says it better than anyone could say it...and that's the Bloody Truth...............



I for one, am waiting anxiously for the 'more later'.

Okay, by not seeing anything from Kiddythang thanks to the ignore feature, I missed Laurel's post. Thanks for quoting it here!

 

[Guest]

Ho ho ho!

I've got the "bad girls" list right here!

Ho ho ho!

Santa is definitely cumming to your houses!

 

[Tabby432]

 

[shadowsource]

So Laurel...?

Does that mean you're gonna go through 1,248 pages of the never-ending photo thread and tell us all who's ugly? And who prompts juices to flow in your felicitious feline fancy bits?

 

[Siren]

Shadowy........

 

[Siren]

Damn I was profound..