If You Know What I Mean...

[andy_charles]

Bored, so I;ve come up with a little game that I've half-borrowed from WLIIA? and half from the connection games we all play here on Lit.

Basically, I'll start a new topic and we all have to come up with suggestive phrases based around the idea that only sound dirty if you add the words: If You Know What I Mean (or IYKWIM if you want to be lazy/original/difficult)

For example, if I was to say:

I work at a golf club

Then the next poster could say something along the lines of:

I'd like to show you my 5-Iron if you know what I mean.

The phrases can be linked to the previous ones if you want - lets see what we can do with this. Enjoy!

 

[andy_charles]

First Topic!

Here's the first topic then!

I went to the Gym this morning.

 

[cop1047]

I don't know what you mean...

 

[andy_charles]

..........

Okay, so the topic is the gym. So an example for this topic might be:

I'd like to sweat it out a little if you know what I mean.

 

[cop1047]

That was an obligatory joke. Just getting it out of the way.

I'd pump your iron, if you know what I mean.

 

[Songcatcher]

Bored?

Interesting readings here. You can quit any time you like.



Every person, whether he knows it or not, is a philosopher. Each of us necessarily develops a theory of how the world works. This theory is expressed as a set of axioms. The axioms are self-evident ideas that are recognized and accepted by everybody in sight. The axioms define human nature, the content of history, the workings of economics, the purpose of government, the goals of life. Today’s American population operates according to axioms which are false, oligarchical – and suicidal. A dictatorship or a monarchy can get by with slaves or subjects, but a republic demands educated and capable citizens. Without citizens, a republic cannot survive. The most dangerous force in American life today is public opinion itself. In today’s crisis, public opinion rejects out of hand all the urgent measures needed to promote national survival. This public opinion is stupefied by television and spectator sports and crassly manipulated by the news media. This depraved public opinion reflects not so much the admitted failure of political leadership as the degradation of the intellectual life of the average citizen. In the face of this kind of public opinion, world civilization as we have known it cannot long survive.

- Webster Tarlpey

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