If you have nothing meaningful to contribute, here is your thread!

[Que]

Here you go.

Post all of your petty insults that are unrelated to a discussion the grown-ups are having here!

Enjoy the after dinner cigars, the fine liquors and the wood paneling here in the study. Feel free to browse the bookshelves, but please wash your hands after picking your nose.

 

[Kitty]

http://sparkmasterflex.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/bth_judge-judy-shake-my-head.gif


This website is out of control.

 

[Libsam]

I think I'm going to like this forum. But fuck sending the assholes to this thread, tell them to carry their shit to the GB!!

This is gonna be awesome!!

 

[phrodeau]

Ah, the first never-ending thread of the new forum.

 

[Que]

Ah, the first never-ending thread of the new forum.

My preference would be that there is never anything to put here, but I suspect you are right.

 

[bg23]

Ah, the first never-ending thread of the new forum.

the gb is hardly new.

 

[Fata Morgana]

http://sparkmasterflex.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/bth_judge-judy-shake-my-head.gif


This website is out of control.

You're not wrong there.

 

[Que]

Ah... that makes sense this is the first thread moved FROM the politics forum. I like that better, post irrelevant drivel there, end up here.

Your clever plan to have Kitty92 and Garnate fight sorta kinda blew up in your little passive-aggressive face last night, didn't it?

Not at all. Thanks for asking.

Certainly not nearly as embarrassing as you asking about my teenage daughters masturbatory practices or you doubling down on your assertions that black folks cannot swim.

Thanks for playing.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Ah... that makes sense this is the first thread moved FROM the politics forum. I like that better, post irrelevant drivel there, end up here.



Not at all. Thanks for asking.

Certainly not nearly as embarrassing as you asking about my teenage daughters masturbatory practices or you doubling down on your assertions that black folks cannot swim.

Thanks for playing.

You did your best to bluster it out last night, posting highly edited PMs that made you appear to be altruistic and helpful.

Damn that Kitty92 for posting that screen print of your actual convo with her!

Made you look all stupid and stuff. Blew up right in your face.

 

[Que]

You did your best to bluster it out last night, posting highly edited PMs that made you appear to be altruistic and helpful.

Damn that Kitty92 for posting that screen print of your actual convo with her!

Made you look all stupid and stuff. Blew up right in your face.

No, it was word for word of her threats at the end, rather than the beginning that her screen print showed. I was glad to see her screen print as I no longer had that end of the conversation when I explained what would and would not be done with her troll problem. Something you would have a great deal of expertise. She is looking for a new knight, maybe you could assist?

...thanks for your attention to detail, even if you get all the details wrong.

Tell us again what percentage of blacks cannot swim, you were able to bolster your racist trope with some actual, settled science were ya?

 

[RobDownSouth]

No, it was word for word of her threats at the end, rather than the beginning that her screen print showed. I was glad to see her screen print as I no longer had that end of the conversation when I explained what would and would not be done with her troll problem. Something you would have a great deal of expertise. She is looking for a new knight, maybe you could assist?

...thanks for your attention to detail, even if you get all the details wrong.

Tell us again what percentage of blacks cannot swim, you were able to bolster your racist trope with some actual, settled science were ya?

You got thumped pretty badly, it was hard to determine who was more stupid and passive aggressive last night, you or Kitty.

Kitty was a strong contender with her "Fuck the rules! I want that damned thread that talked about my mama deleted!" but you countered with "It can't be done...I'm not sayin' it's Garnate's fault but it's Garnate's fault".

The icing on the cake was when your bro "Smooth" showed up and declared you to be "honorable", immediately followed by Garnate sharing how Smoothie was resentful because he'd been shot down for cyberpussy over and over.

But hai, keep declarin' victory!

 

[Que]

Why do you think it is (as you assert) that blacks cannot swim?

There must've been some answers in the "study." I am a little embarrassed that I didn't read it even though you linked the article. Could you give us the high points, since you did the research?

 

[miles]

Originally Posted by BobsDownSouth View Post
Your clever plan to have Kitty92 and Garnate fight sorta kinda blew up in your little passive-aggressive face last night, didn't it?

FuckWadDownSouth desperately needs a hobby.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Deflectors on full!

Passwords ------> Garnate!

 

[RobDownSouth]

FuckWadDownSouth desperately needs a hobby.

Hey Miles, I'm glad you're here.

Your padawan Query is in a bit of a slump here. He's obviously struck out with Garnate, and struck out last night with Kitty92 as well trying to use her to get back at Garnate.

Maybe you could share some of your expertise in managing a cyberharem, given your long expertise with preying on women here (before your wifey found out, of course, since then you've been on the straight and narrow, mainly because your wife has your password to see your PMs now!!)

 

[Que]

Deflectors on full!

Passwords ------> Garnate!

Why would you want to deflect? The SCIENCE is on your side, black people cannot swim. This wasn't some Brietbart article, this was the NY Times wasn't it?

Your racist joke wasn't a racist joke if it is true, am I right?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Having been referred to as "inconsequential" by some of Lit's Greatest Minds, I feel compelled to post some of my drivel/blather.


And some bewbs.


Damn the torpedoes!!!!

http://40.media.tumblr.com/d2b4861117f25cc8f2121fe38089b8d9/tumblr_nbsbkcIQyj1tru41go1_500.jpg

 

[cowslinger64]

Des called it early; I hate when he's right. I'm not shocked but I was little let down because I EXPECTED to be shocked, you know? But at least it wasn't someone I considered a friend, going behind my back making things up.

Fuck you, query. You cowardly piece of lying shit.

so... kitty is still a racist tit, query is a spineless snake, and smoothg10turd is still dumber than a box of rocks. now that's cleared up, i'm off to bed

Bwahaha.... AGAIN query...THIS is what it looks like getting your ass handed to you. AGAIN, since you never think it's ever happened the first time.


I'd say you had nothing meaningful to contribute. lol

 

[Que]

"not winning" is of course a foreign concept to you, with your incessant need to declare victory in every thread.

Well there you are again, little fellow.

Hi!!!

Big wave.

Pointing out your fails is, indeed a shallow "victory".

Perhaps you can point to a post or two where my iggy shuffle over your "defeat" was especially egregious?

This being the Internet and all, I tend to not keep track of the win/loss record. Do you have the up-to-date tally?

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Getting back to the subject at hand could you tell us again that wonderful joke that black "friend" of yours shared with you? Something about a pool and black guys and drowning or something. I don't remember how it goes.

 

[Tathagata]

Why do you think it is (as you assert) that blacks cannot swim?

There must've been some answers in the "study." I am a little embarrassed that I didn't read it even though you linked the article. Could you give us the high points, since you did the research?

It's all Brendan Gleasons fault

Sergeant Gerry Boyle: I thought black people couldn't ski. Or is that swimming?

 

[DesEsseintes]

It's all Brendan Gleasons fault

Sergeant Gerry Boyle: I thought black people couldn't ski. Or is that swimming?

I thought they couldn't jump?

 

[Patchouli_girl]

I don't even have a petty insult to contribute.

 

[Tathagata]

I don't even have a petty insult to contribute.

You're in good company

 

[doctor_insanus]

I came here for the cigars, liquors, and wood paneling.

All I found was a meth pipe, a few cans of Milwaukee's Best full of backwash, and some piss-stained pressboard.

I'm giving this place one star on Yelp.

 

[Jennifer]

I came here for the cigars, liquors, and wood paneling.

All I found was a meth pipe, a few cans of Milwaukee's Best full of backwash, and some piss-stained pressboard.

I'm giving this place one star on Yelp.

Did you say meth pipe AND piss-stained pressboard? Color me delighted. And horny. And full of meth.