Black_Bird
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I want to say hello to you special "new" people. Welcome to Literotica, all you sexy wonderful amazing humanbeings.
If you have been here for less then two months, come inside!!!
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Black_Bird
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debbiexxx said:hi. Im new here. What's this place like? damn I forgot to log out
Bad debbie. Bad bad bad!
PacificBlue
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oh sorry, I thought the thread said...
"If its been more than two months, I'll cum inside you"
One track mind tonight...
"If its been more than two months, I'll cum inside you"
One track mind tonight...
#1tankcomander
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It seems only 2 months, but I've never really talked to you BB. Seen your posts, just never said anything!
Celtic Frost
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Thanks for the welcome. I joined last month.
Black_Bird
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#1tankcomander said:
Yeah, I've seen you around to! Welcome, man... How are you doing? Seems to me that a good number of people think you're a swell guy, at least from what I can tell.
Black_Bird
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Eumenides said:I'm in.
What now?
Well, if you aren't opposed to it, I could always whisper dirty things in your ear.
It's a, uh, standard way of welcoming new lit members. Yeah! And, uh, I'll need a nude photo and, uh, a video tape of you masturbating. It's admition price. Yeah, that's the ticket! Admition Price. Pay up.
Black_Bird
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Celtic Frost said:
Hey man... Welcome to our little slice of the internet.
Black_Bird
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Ukin said:
Aw, you can stay! I just want to meet new people who are just starting to poke their heads out.
Heh, from the looks of it, you've already done so much more.
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Hi. I'm a Lit. virgin. Can you show me the ropes?
Black_Bird
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raindancer said:Hi. I'm a Lit. virgin. Can you show me the ropes?
You are full of bullshit.
Beautiful, Sexy, Sweet, Intelligent... but full of cow crap.
#1tankcomander
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Sorry for jacking your post BB, but thanks! I'm kinda political when it comes to the defence of our freedom, but mostly having fun here!
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Aww damn. Flamed on my first day here.
I'm gonna make a thread begging for sex and attention, now.
I'm gonna make a thread begging for sex and attention, now.
Black_Bird
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raindancer said:Aww damn. Flamed on my first day here.
I'm gonna make a thread begging for sex and attention, now.
I don't care. Go ahead; it will give me another opportunity to flirt with you.
Eumenides
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Black_Bird said:
Well, if you aren't opposed to it, I could always whisper dirty things in your ear.
It's a, uh, standard way of welcoming new lit members. Yeah! And, uh, I'll need a nude photo and, uh, a video tape of you masturbating. It's admition price. Yeah, that's the ticket! Admition Price. Pay up.
Paying the piper as we speak...lol
Oh, wait, I mean, I'm too innocent for that, yeah....ummm
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You don't need an opportunity. Just do it.
Ok. I'm not a Lit. Virgin but I'm an anal sex virigin.
/hijack
Ok. I'm not a Lit. Virgin but I'm an anal sex virigin.
/hijack
Black_Bird
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#1tankcomander said:Sorry for jacking your post BB, but thanks! I'm kinda political when it comes to the defence of our freedom, but mostly having fun here!
That's what it's all about, man. Why don't you help me out in making a few of the ladies feel welcome... I'm good, but I'm not superman.
Black_Bird
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raindancer said:You don't need an opportunity. Just do it.
Ok. I'm not a Lit. Virgin but I'm an anal sex virigin.
/hijack
Great! We can lose our virginity
together. 
Wow thanks, I've been here right at two months. I've met some cool and interesting people and I anticipate meeting many more. To those of you that I have not met, I really like sports and keeping fit almost as much as I like to read. It's kind of difficult because I am single and many of my friends are in LTRs, engaged, or already married! I'll find that special woman soon enough though. I really do like this place, it is a great atmosphere to talk about every conceivable subject. It seems like you can witness each imaginable viewpoint! I hope everyone is having a pleasant holiday weekend, mine is going remarkably well. Thanks again for the warm welcome!
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Eumenides said:
You are? *sigh* I guess we can't let you into lit, then. You see... we're all perverts here and we need more porn; I guess you wouldn't be able to relate concidering your innocents.
*sigh* What ever will we do with someone like you?
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