If you had to get laid tonight, where would you turn?

[ms_ann_thrope]

Or is it layed?

 

[Hosebloke]

Turn to you I guess

 

[Tryharder62]

Are we talking the game - person, place, or thing???

 

[Lorilei]

"Had to"? Why would that be necessary?

 

[slave_]

Had to? What are you - a 'Mission Impossible' tape that will self destruct?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Turn to you I guess

Are you an English gardener?

 

[Hosebloke]

Only if I can look after the roses

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Only if I can look after the roses

You're being evasive.

 

[thirty]

What did turn mean?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

What did turn mean?

What it usually means?

 

[thirty]

What it usually means?

It might mean where you will go?

 

[Vikingstone]

Miss Stoo Pid

 

[Tryharder62]

I think I'll use that line tonight. "Honey, you don't understand, you have no choice, I HAVE to get laid."

 

[Disgustipated]

Miss Stoo Pid

Your speed.

 

[Hosebloke]

You're being evasive.

I like to get my fingers dirty

 

[Lancecastor]

Or is it layed?

You have a Jason Statham thing going on, don't you?

 

[Vikingstone]

Your speed.

Thank you, Mary Poppins!

 

[eyer]

If you had to get laid tonight, where would you turn?

3rd Av & Maple St...

 

[LillyO]

Or is it layed?

Too my left.

 

[slumbermama]

I would simply roll over and grab my husbands penis and say...."now?" It works well.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

You have a Jason Statham thing going on, don't you?

[IMG/IMG]

It's like you're psychic or something.

 

[Lancecastor]

It's like you're psychic or something.

I have this way with women...some think it's psychic, but it's just paying close attention.

I look for these three little signals:

Do her lips change? (Get moist, she bites them, or she parts them.)

Does her breathing change? (Her nostrils may change, she may breath deeper, or, more shallow.)

Does her skin flush? (She may also adjust her clothes - on or off - to make up for the change in temperature.)

If she shows any of these signals, she wants to jump your bones.

 

[MidgetClown]

Or is it layed?

Do you ever get tired of playing the game of Charades?

 

[MatthewVett]

Asian Massage Parlor.

 

[MidgetClown]

Come to Kazakhstan

Our whores are the finest in the world.