If you had a date with Nora
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amelia
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if I had a date with nora..we'd drive by Lola's house just so i could shout....nah nah nah boo boo!!! after that..i'm not sure..but that's the most important thing anyway...rubbin lola's face in it!! 
when i say rub lola's face in it..i mean the situation...not nora...errr...well..you perverts are going to jump to your on conclusions...i'll just leave it as it is
when i say rub lola's face in it..i mean the situation...not nora...errr...well..you perverts are going to jump to your on conclusions...i'll just leave it as it is
takingchances42
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We would meet at twilight, the first crisp evening of fall. We would start with a good Chardonnay, over appetizers. We would smile and get to know each other.
We would have a bottle of 1997 California Cabernet Sauvignon with dinner. The conversation would flow more freely with the wine and the pleasure of each other's company. The laughter would be more and more frequent and the jokes more risque as dessert was brought along, to be enjoyed with a good port wine.
Finally, intoxicated with the evening, with Nora's sparkling eyes and wit, I would lean over, my eyes locked on hers, and say: "If only you weren't married..."
She would look me in the eye, and laugh so loud that the other late diners would stare at us. "Yeah, right, as if a schmuck like you would have a chance with me anyway!"
Still laughing, Nora would get up and stagger off to her car and then her husband, sticking me with the check.
The End.
We would have a bottle of 1997 California Cabernet Sauvignon with dinner. The conversation would flow more freely with the wine and the pleasure of each other's company. The laughter would be more and more frequent and the jokes more risque as dessert was brought along, to be enjoyed with a good port wine.
Finally, intoxicated with the evening, with Nora's sparkling eyes and wit, I would lean over, my eyes locked on hers, and say: "If only you weren't married..."
She would look me in the eye, and laugh so loud that the other late diners would stare at us. "Yeah, right, as if a schmuck like you would have a chance with me anyway!"
Still laughing, Nora would get up and stagger off to her car and then her husband, sticking me with the check.
The End.
Bluesboy2
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Uhh dude
I said If you had a date with her, not what you did on your last date with her.
takingchances42 said:We would meet at twilight, the first crisp evening of fall. We would start with a good Chardonnay, over appetizers. We would smile and get to know each other.
We would have a bottle of 1997 California Cabernet Sauvignon with dinner. The conversation would flow more freely with the wine and the pleasure of each other's company. The laughter would be more and more frequent and the jokes more risque as dessert was brought along, to be enjoyed with a good port wine.
Finally, intoxicated with the evening, with Nora's sparkling eyes and wit, I would lean over, my eyes locked on hers, and say: "If only you weren't married..."
She would look me in the eye, and laugh so loud that the other late diners would stare at us. "Yeah, right, as if a schmuck like you would have a chance with me anyway!"
Still laughing, Nora would get up and stagger off to her car and then her husband, sticking me with the check.
The End.
I said If you had a date with her, not what you did on your last date with her.
Nora
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Jeez, get called away from my desk for an hour or so and this is what happens?
Bluesboy - You suck.
Sillyman - Yeah, but would I be cooking?
Someplace - Anytime, babe. You know it!
TakingChances - I don't drink wine, but if you change it to the aforementioned Mexican Martinis, I'm yours =) Well, at least until I staggered off, leaving you with the check, of course. *grin*
Bluesboy - You suck.
Sillyman - Yeah, but would I be cooking?
Someplace - Anytime, babe. You know it!
TakingChances - I don't drink wine, but if you change it to the aforementioned Mexican Martinis, I'm yours =) Well, at least until I staggered off, leaving you with the check, of course. *grin*
Aphrodisiac
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My date with Nora by Aphrodisiac
If I had a date with the lovely Nora ...
I would show up at her door step with a basket full of vanilla.... then I would whisk her away to the best bar b que joint in all of Texas. There we would eat all the ribs we could possible consume with a mexican margarita here and there ... I would not want her to get to full because for dessert we would be having some ice cream ... but not just any ice cream. We would have some dulce de leche ice cream.
Now, I am hungry !
If I had a date with the lovely Nora ...
I would show up at her door step with a basket full of vanilla.... then I would whisk her away to the best bar b que joint in all of Texas. There we would eat all the ribs we could possible consume with a mexican margarita here and there ... I would not want her to get to full because for dessert we would be having some ice cream ... but not just any ice cream. We would have some dulce de leche ice cream.
Now, I am hungry !
