If....(you fill in the blank) wins????

[Sparky Kronkite]

If Gore wins.... will he ever go to the mid-west again?

If Bush wins.... with Bush and Chaney running round the White House - will all the parties be tea-totaling?

If Bush wins.... if one sent a bottle of congratulatory Jack Daniel's to the White House - would that be considered an assignation attempt.

Now - up to you - give us some more…………..

 

[R Nitelight]

If Bush wins, I believe he gets a designated driver for four years.

 

[forgetunome]

Nitelight....

laughing hysterically at clever line...

If Gore wins: He finally gets to experience what's been under Clintons desk these past 8 years for himself!

If Bush wins: He gets to follow in Daddies footsteps....

[Edited by forgetunome on 11-08-2000 at 06:18 AM]

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

If Bush wins.....

Will mommy, bug-eyed Babs - be running round the White House polishing the silver. Will George Senior sit in a rocker on the front porch drinking scotch?

If Gore wins? Will his hunky babette daughter's sneak their husbands into Lincoln's bedroom for a quickie?

 

[Ambrosious]

If Bush wins, who will the Chinese buy military secrets from?

If Gore wins, will Bush take it out on death row inmates?