IF you die and can come back as any Animal..

I would want to be a big ole Elk, living in a national forest, Juuuuust in sight of, but out of gun range (in case the hunters lacked integrity) a hunting ranch. I'd prance around and show off to torment the hunters on the ranch
 
probably as a dog and proceed with bestiality on lonely hot white woman or brazilian porn star.
 
probably as a dog and proceed with bestiality on lonely hot white woman or brazilian porn star.

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I'd come back as Hachikō, the most loyal animal ever to walk the streets of Nippon.
 
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