If you could switch places and be any other Literotican....

[RastaPope]

Who would you be and why?

 

[penguindance]

 

[BlazeofLife]

I would be Cynic.
I swear, that guy's like my other half or something. Must be a twin I never knew about.

Blaze

 

[Laurel]

I'd be yayati. Just so I could get inside his head and figure out WTF he's on about.

 

[RastaPope]

You first.

I would be the AmishPope or everyone's favorite High School Jock, Scotty.

 

[arleneX]

Clare Caxton

(as long as that IS her in her AV)

 

[Azwed]

Hmhh It would have to be a girl and she would have to be Bi soo Siren, Angel(she has Bi tendancies right?) umhhhhh who else help me out.

 

[Laurel]

I'd be RastaPope - for the snazzy clothes.

 

[RastaPope]

I'd be RastaPope - for the snazzy clothes.

Everyone either wants to be me, or be with me...

 

[penguindance]

 

[rider]

Rubyfruit

She is way too cool. And damn sexy, too.

 

[Laurel]

Everyone either wants to be me, or be with me...

Or both.

 

[HighSchoolJock]

all the guys wish they could be me so they could have a hard body and an even harder big dick. all the girls straight up want me like a mo fo

 

[Private Vasquez]

Or both.

at the same time...

 

[Laurel]

Ruby is definitely one of - if not THE - sexiest women on this board. I'd trade with her, too.

 

[naudiz]

See, I was going to say Private Vasquez, but she just posted, so now it looks like I'm sucking up, but really, I just want that feathered thing she's wearing.

 

[penguindance]

 

[scylis]

no

 

[Laurel]

at the same time...

On camera.

I'd be PV so I could know what it's like to be so fucking witty.

 

[Private Vasquez]

See, I was going to say Private Vasquez, but she just posted, so now it looks like I'm sucking up, but really, I just want that feathered thing she's wearing.

You mean my fro? It's real easy to do...

 

[naudiz]

I'd be PV so I could know what it's like to be so fucking witty.

See, that's what I'm talking about (plus the feathered thing). But if you were me, your neighbors would give you huge-ass pitchers of beer for nuthin'.

 

[Private Vasquez]

that helps with the wit.

 

[naudiz]

You mean my fro? It's real easy to do...

I could go for the fro.

 

[Laurel]

You mean my fro? It's real easy to do...

Yeah right...the day you get my straight-lame-ass hair to do that is the day John Ashcroft submits Fetish stories to Lit.

 

[Private Vasquez]

his stories are sick!

Okay...just put the feather thing on your head and pretend.