If you could pass one kinky law, what would it be?

[water_moutina]

If you could pass one kinky law, reasonable of course, what would it be?

I will make it mandatory for all shirtless guys to wear a tie

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Free beej Friday. Free bjs from local skanks and whores. Government funded.

 

[water_moutina]

Anytime one can't sleep, they are free to request for fingering hot guys with beard in the neighborhood

 

[Whimsical_Enchantress]

Eating in public.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Clothing optional at the movies...

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Clothing optional at the movies...

I’m going to throw a health code violation on this.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I’m going to throw a health code violation on this.

lol...amended code: If towels are brought...

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

lol...amended code: If towels are brought...

Seats still better be wiped down after each showing lol

 

[water_moutina]

Seats still better be wiped down after each showing lol

Bring you own chair. And someone who'd be willing to lick the juices off the seat for you during the movie. The theater is not required to provide someone for cleaning duties

 

[mynameisben]

Pedestrian crossing signals should be eliminated at all intersections. Instead, pedestrians who want to stop traffic in order to cross the street safely should have to flash themselves at the drivers.

Anyone who fails to stop for a flashing pedestrian should be sentenced to death.


Ben

 

[Taegul]

Sign poles on street corners second as stripper poles. Might want to wipe it down real good first.

 

[water_moutina]

One free drink for giving 10 body shots

 

[Suzanna33]

G-strings and without pants, skirts, shorts, etc are acceptable corporate attire for both sexes

 

[AZDryHeat]

G-strings and without pants, skirts, shorts, etc are acceptable corporate attire for both sexes

Whew.

Make it mandatory that posters to this thread identify where they work.

 

[fma20fma]

unmarried unprotected sex must be anal or felatio only.

 

[latino_88]

Sex on airplane barhrooms is allowed up to 20 minutes.