if you could kill someone to mark Xmas,, who would it be?

[hobbit.]

obviously this thread is without prejudice, as the lawyers say, but who would you kill? how? and what would you do with the body?

 

[KingOrfeo]

I would crucify Santa.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Cliff Richard. I'd gut that cunt with a soup ladle and feed his gizzards to hungry lions.

 

[hobbit.]

typo on my part, i meant how would you dispose of the body.

 

[hobbit.]

Cliff Richard. I'd gut that cunt with a soup ladle and feed his gizzards to hungry lions.

knowsley safari park is closed over the 'festive' season.

 

[thør]

knowsley safari park is closed over the 'festive' season.

Don't the soup kitchens need protein and bones for broth?

 

[hobbit.]

warm clothing and clean drinking water is better. also sanitary goods.

 

[domroger]

Feed them to the pigs ,makes the bacon tastier .

 

[Christobal]

You are asking for a whole lot of trade secrets. Contact me on the dark web if you want to know what happened to your acquaintance.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Jesus

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Tryharder62]

Jesus

It's been done. Let him be born would Ya!

 

[JoanneA]

knowsley safari park is closed over the 'festive' season.

http://www.charbase.com/images/glyph/9734

 

[Christobal]

http://www.charbase.com/images/glyph/9734

The animals objected to the "festive" season. They objected the whole animals don't have souls thing.

 

[nerfhearder]

Jesus

We already have a holiday for that.

 

[JoanneA]

obviously this thread is without prejudice, as the lawyers say, but who would you kill? how? and what would you do with the body?

I think you got the wrong idea about Christmas.

 

[KingOrfeo]

We already have a holiday for that.

Oh, yeah, that's the holiday where a rabbit delivers colored eggs and gets crucified.

I was never clear on why.

 

[JoanneA]

Her. With her beady little eyes.

http://www.iflscience.com/technology/iranian-becomes-first-woman-ever-win-nobel-prize-mathematics/

 

[WykdWytch]

........

 

[Hypoxia]

I wouldn't kill anyone....it's much more satisfying too keep them alive so you can watch them suffer like the rest of us. <snip>
Now how they will suffer is another story.

Staked out to graze on a roadside like a Mexican turkey while an ancient text-to-voice app monotonously reads Tromp tweets at high volume.

Credit-card account hacked by Kuwaiti scammers making huge online purchases at GameStop.Com (this happened to me). Repeat endlessly.

Tagged on a terrorist watch-list so they'e strip-searched whenever going through a security checkpoint and stopped every time they drive or walk.

Featured in unflattering sex videos re-tweeted seven billion times.

Who deserves such? I dare not say. Guess.

 

[pensivepoet]

I'd force Bill O'REILLY to suck Obama's dick til he choked to death while Megan Kelly pegged him with a cactus

 

[Liar]

Whoever put up those garish christmas lights across the yard. I have to have my blinders closed to not have a disco going on.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

hobbit.

 

[Wrmfd]

Are you serious? This site permits you to talk about who you would kill? What is wrong with you people?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Are you serious? This site permits you to talk about who you would kill? What is wrong with you people?

The shorter list would be what is right with you people...