If you could have your own Talk Show

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What would the name of your show be?

What kind of format would your show have?

What guests would you like to have appear on your show?
 
Mine would be the bastard child of early David Letterman and Conan O'Brian during the later Richter period.

Hell, I'd even call it that!

It'd be great, I'd give odd interviews, just keeping the celbs off center, messing around with them.
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If they gave me a talk show, they would not regret it. I would hire Wesley Willis as my band leader.
 
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I wanna have a interview like show, or, a Jerry Springer type. I'm leaning towards Jerry Springer, because, woman are allowed to take their clothes off on that show. Not to mention some lesbian type themes.
 
I would not have one of those Sally J. shows where they rip the hell out of unsuspecting people. That sucks what they do to those people some times.

Don't know what type of talk show. An art based show maybe, try to even the odds which all those damn sports shows :)
 
sd412 said:
Mine would be the bastard child of early David Letterman and Conan O'Brian during the later Richter period.

Hell, I'd even call it that!

It'd be great, I'd give odd interviews, just keeping the celbs off center, messing around with them.
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If they gave me a talk show, they would not regret it. I would hire Wesley Willis as my band leader.

I like this concept. Sounds entertaining. :D
 
You really think mainstream america is ready for "Rock and Roll McDonald's?"
I'd watch it every day, for sure, though :)
 
What would the name of your show be?
The Darker Veiw
What kind of format would your show have?
A fairly open format mainly geared towards teenagers who are forgotten by mass media, but who have interesting things to say.
What guests would you like to have appear on your show?
Probably people that have never been heard of, just having normal loners telling their stories, sharing what makes them really interesting individuals. Authors, Artists, etc.
 
I want a video game show,like Extended Play on the Tech TV Channel,but I'd bring on adults to talk about which games where the best.
 
I'd love to take over CNN's Richard Roth's "Diplomatic License" and prolly spice it up by presenting it topless :D


oh... and I'd call it "Devilish Diplomatic Lick-cense"
 
LittleDevilWithAHalo said:
I'd love to take over CNN's Richard Roth's "Diplomatic License" and prolly spice it up by presenting it topless :D


oh... and I'd call it "Devilish Diplomatic Lick-cense"

<Smiling broadly> I would watch:D
When will it air?

As for myself, I would host a talk-show with a musician format. I believe songwriters particularly have a lot of insight into the realities of life and if they can express in words what they write in lyrics, it should make for a very interesting talk show.

Too many of today's talk show hosts, when interviewing a musical talent, focus on the commercial aspects of their music and don't delve deep enough into the personal side of the person.
 
Hmmm If I had a talk show...

I'd be like Rosie O'Donnell and give stuff away to people and brag about my kids all the time and show off that I'm stupid and how much people love me.

Or..

I'd be like Jerry Springer and do absofuckinglutly nothing while the audience cheers my name and my guests try to beat each other up.

Or..

I'd be like Maury Pauvich and carry around a box of kleenex for my audience to wipe their eyes because my guests are so sappy.

Or..

I'd be like David Letterman, Conan O'Brian, and Jay Leno and pretend that everything is ok on my show and "wow" the audience with stupid shit while my life falls to pieces.

Or..

I would be like me and make fun of other talk shows.

*grins*

I actually like them all, believe it or not.
 
What would the name of your show be?

The *** ******* Show (My Name)

What kind of format would your show have?

All about Ho's, the thing I know best

What guests would you like to have appear on your show?
Ho's, Ho's and MORE Ho's. (Not much different than most other shows out there now, huh?)
 
What would the name of your show be?

Nakkid Night - With Nick Na-kid
:D

What kind of format would your show have?

It would be like Politicly incorect, but naked.

What guests would you like to have appear on your show?

No ugly people. Only good looking people with brains, that will discuss the subject at hand.
 
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Fly_On_Wall said:
What would the name of your show be?

Nakkid Night - With Nick Na-kid
:D

What kind of format would your show have?

It would be like Politicly incorect, but naked.

What guests would you like to have appear on your show?

No ugly people. Only good looking people with brains, that will discuss the subject at hand.


So, I have to be naked to be on your show??

OK....:D:D:D


Cassidy
 
My show would be called "Arent you happy with your life", and every show I would invite one rich athlete and one working person whose family is starving.

We could even have a spinoff gameshow where the two meet each other in a boxing ring. If the athlete wins, they get a major endorsement, and if the other wins, they get a salary of 30,000 dollars for one year.

Hrm. Forgive me, I'm in a strange and cynical mood and half-loopy from a medication.
 
LittleDevilWithAHalo said:
I'd love to take over CNN's Richard Roth's "Diplomatic License" and prolly spice it up by presenting it topless :D


oh... and I'd call it "Devilish Diplomatic Lick-cense"

No doubt, that would be a well viewed show!:D
 
My talk show would have to be on cable.

"Porn Stars on Parade, with Pokerman". Lots of beautiful people, talking about sex, getting naked and such. Musical director John "Dr. Dirty" Valby....
 
Ratings

Violence, confrontation, hate speech, a lot of the Andra_Jenny show format...

Man, I'd want people to watch for the same reason you always secretly want to see a train wreck or why you go to the figure-8 races. Pure morbid curiosity as to what shit would be started in Todays episode.

Then I'd hawk books, t-shirts, rock-em sock-em robots with famouse peoples faces on them,...
 
anybody heard of that southern comedian's (i think it's anthony somethingoranother) idea for a show called, " i don't fuckin believe it!"
 
Hmmm....first off I wouldn't have a TV show.. I'd have a radio show. On top of that it would be on my own pirate radio station. If I'm not mistaken the FCC allows stations to run at either 1 or 3 watts unlicensed(not sure which). That's probably the difference between 3 miles and 7 miles in a city, but I don't care about that since it would be simulcast on the net. The show would be free-form and would be improv city...I would prepare as much as possible, but I have alot more fun when the structure gets obscured. I'd start out having my friends as guests....people that I can bounce comedy off of easily and that have intersting things to say...my job would be mostly to 'ring lead' the thing. The most important element would be the ability to take calls.....interacting with the public has infinite comedy potential...I'd have people from literotica on that way too. Shit, this would be fun...
 
It's a pleasure today to have on the show...lavender. Wow, you are some piece of ass.....
Let me tell you something, do you know what I would do to you if we weren't here in the studio? And look at those cans....C'mere, let me touch those for you...you look like a russian peasant girl pushing those milk-wagons around...

Now ...oh my god....look at that ass on you...turn around, let me see your produce.

This is the funboy show and we are here live with lavender who is one hot creamy sexy woman who will be sitting on my lap after these messages....we'll be right back.
 
InternationalFunboy said:
It's a pleasure today to have on the show...lavender. Wow, you are some piece of ass.....
Let me tell you something, do you know what I would do to you if we weren't here in the studio? And look at those cans....C'mere, let me touch those for you...you look like a russian peasant girl pushing those milk-wagons around...

Now ...oh my god....look at that ass on you...turn around, let me see your produce.

This is the funboy show and we are here live with lavender who is one hot creamy sexy woman who will be sitting on my lap after these messages....we'll be right back.

I love it!!! Please continue..................................:D
 
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