If you could have sex in all the positions for the rest of your life.

[Tryharder62]

How many would there be?

 

[Tryharder62]

Well lets count them

#1 missionary

 

[dirtwrench]

#2 Doggy

 

[thelovingsadist]

I tried doing this once, but I ran out of names for the ones I started inventing.

 

[Tryharder62]

I tried doing this once, but I ran out of names for the ones I started inventing.

Oh do tell!!!!!
#3 Cowgirl

 

[BoyNextDoor]

# 3 Female dominant

And that is it. 3 positions and 62 variations on those 3.

 

[Tryharder62]

# 3 Female dominant

And that is it. 3 positions and 62 variations on those 3.

Want to show me the variations?

 

[eyer]

# 4 - playgrounder

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

i would wanna be stuck wit this girl below forever, in all positions for life.

 

[thelovingsadist]

Oh do tell!!!!!

I would like to, but that was yeeeeaaaars ago, and I have no idea what I did with all the stuff I came up with. I could still probably remember some of it, or just come up with more stuff, but all the old stuff is gone. Having to wipe the hard drive of that old laptop a few dozen times because of porn viruses does that. Though, even wiping stuff out, I still have no idea how so much of this crap survived. lol

#5 http://0.tqn.com/d/np/kama-sutra/168-1.png -- the Yum position from the Kama Sutra. The male is supposed to be properly seated in Padmasana. This is also one of my favorite positions, because it is also one of the most intimate positions that I know.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

I keep this handy. Just in case I forget.

 

[Tryharder62]

EYER

 

[KRCummings]

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

...

 

[Tryharder62]

i would wanna be stuck wit this girl below forever, in all positions for life.

I agree that the girl is gorgeous but if she sits down she's gonna get a wedgie.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Want to show me the variations?

Blow job in the cab ride home is my favorite

 

[thelovingsadist]

I agree that the girl is gorgeous but if she sits down she's gonna get a wedgie.

Maybe she wants a thong experience, without having to buy a thong.

 

[Tryharder62]

Blow job in the cab ride home is my favorite

We can start there then. Really I have had enough about elections and want to talk about sex, think about sex, having sex would be the best.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

We can start there then. Really I have had enough about elections and want to talk about sex, think about sex, having sex would be the best.

I am not getting laid until the 16th so believe me I understand. I am already going out of my mind.

 

[eyer]

EYER

Evidently...

...not enough of one to keep hubby sated.

 

[blobfish]

+

 

[KRCummings]

+

I wish there was a super rolls eyes emote for special occasions like a threads where idiot children giggle about sexual positions or Vetteman posts.

 

[blobfish]

I wish there was a super rolls eyes emote for special occasions like a threads where idiot children giggle about sexual positions or Vetteman posts.

 

[KRCummings]

That one looks too happy. Need one where the face has a more annoyed look to it.

 

[Squibbs]

It's the play with Ken hour up in this mutha.