If you could fuck me right now. . .

id start by stripping you naked and tying you down
 
cutie pie said:
what would you do to me?

In vivid detail, please.

:devil:

Well, lets see now. First I'd head over to the fridge and grab a couple beers, and maybe have a couple bites of pizza while I'm there. Then I'd head over to the bathroom and pee (you said vivid detail ;) ) and take a quick shower. Next I'd pop one of those little blue pills and turn on the Cubs and watch a few innings till things begin to kick in (all this assuming you're in the bedroom waiting-if you're with me I'm sure the motor would start running sooner). :D

Ooo gotta run...to be continued later :p
 
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cutie pie said:
what would you do to me?

In vivid detail, please.

:devil:

This has got to suck when the guys can only crack wise. Or wisened.
 
I would throw you on the bed; scoop your legs up with my arms placing them upon my shoulders. Roughly, I’d grab both of your wrists and pin your arms above your head. Then I would bang you furiously and silently for about 15 minutes, savoring the pulpy contact of glans against cervix and the resounding slap of my balls on your arse. After releasing my vital essence, one of two things would happen. I may well fall immediately and soundly into a deep coma-like slumber. The other possibility is that I’d get up, toast a couple of pop-tarts, and watch the DVD of Five Easy Pieces—that I rented earlier today.
 
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