If you could be any kind of bugkiller, what would you be?

[Ginny]

i'd be a bottle of Tabasco....hot...potent.....KAPOW!

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have those fucking mosquitoes exploding everywhere.....


i hate mosquitoes!....<scratching my arms>......

 

[PolythenePam]

I'd be an old-fashioned flyswatter...because I'd have so many ~interesting~ uses once the bug season was over.....

 

[buttercupdh]

I'd be a ladybug!

 

[red_rose]

Heh.

I'll say... a bottle of Skin So Soft.

 

[TinaG13]

Rape. Oh damn! It's called Raid, isn't it?

 

[Tantanah]

I'd be a dragonfly.

 

[lovetoread]

I'd be a bug zapper.

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[glamorilla]

black widow.

 

[Summery]

Did you know, that Mr. Bubbles in a spray bottle makes a good spider killer. I'm serious!

 

[AzureAngel]

A crowbar. When they're on your winshield, there's only one tool to get the job done.

 

[LukkyKnight]

A highly paid bugkiller.

 

[tortoise]

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Simplified Bug Killer

Open window (A) and fly kite (B).  String (C) lifts small door (D) allowing moths (E) to escape and eat red flannel shirt (F).   As weight of shirt becomes less, shoe (G) steps on switch (H) which heats electric iron (I) and burns hole in pants (J).   Smoke (K) enters hole in tree (L), smoking out opossum (M) which jumps into basket (N), pulling rope (O) and lifting cage (P), allowing woodpecker (Q) to chew wood from pencil (R), exposing lead, which is then use to pierce the chitinous exoskeleton of the target bug, thus rendering it deceased.  Emergency knife (S) is always handy in case opossum or the woodpecker gets sick and can't work.


(adapted from Rube Goldberg's Simplified Pencil Sharpener)

 

[TWB]

Well, there ain't no bugs on me
there ain't no bugs on me
there may be bugs on some of you mugs
but there ain't no bugs on me

Yeah there aint no flies on me
there aint no flies on me
there maybe flies on some of you guys but
there aint no flies on me

'lil bugs have liller' bugs on their back that bite 'em
'lil bugs have liller' bugs
and so adinfinitum

 

[Ginny]

you know...i was just thinking....(scary, huh?)....Governor Foster could just get in touch with the McIlhennys and get them to mix up a big ole batch of extra, extra hot Tabasco..and spray it all along the roads, ditches, bayous.....West Nile Virus problem solved.....squiters dead.....fish and crawfish seasoned in their natural habitat....without any major influx of nasty pesticides into our water supply....you know how environmentally conscious the bayou state is....

i think i should call...hmmmm....

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

I Don't Kill Bugs.

Most Of The Time Anyway.

We HAve An Agreement. If They Don't LAnd On Me, I Don't Kill Them. It Works.

 

[calypso_21]

I'd be the kind who is really REALLY good friends with all the other bug killers!!

 

[pipercatt]

After seeing the original MIB, I would definitely not want to be the Orkin Man.