If you can't slap her/his ass, turn this on instead

[Comshaw]

Slap it! Slap it lightly, slap it hard! Slap it good and turn it on! The butt lamp is here.

http://www.boredpanda.com/slap-it-butt-lamp-joseph-begley/

http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/slap-it-butt-lamp-2.jpg

Comshaw