If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

[Mensa]

Happy Birthday, Laurel!

There, one more opportunity to suck up to the moderating Mistress!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Mensa, can we ritually sacrifice her cats yet?

 

[scylis]

you're going to rituistically shave her cats?

what?

 

[Mensa]

YEAHHH!!! Kind of like an offering to the Goddess of Lit!

I think you're on to something there, cheffie!

 

[Laurel]

Yeah, you guys try that...and taste claw!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Bye bye pussy....

 

[Mensa]

You choose

Yeah, you guys try that...and taste claw!

Well, it's either that or have scylis shave your pussy. Kinky little bugger, isn't he?

 

[AusTess]

I'm gonna stop having birthdays when i hit 35.

I think 35 is a cool age to stop at.

 

[AusTess]

Oh.



It's Laurels birthday?

Why didn't someone tell me?
I woulda started my own personal Happy Birthday Laurel thread.




Happy birthday Laurel.

 

[sch00lteacher]

Humm. Now I can't help but wonder, what does claw taste like? Cat litter? Chocolate?... Not worth an experiment. I sure as hell know what they feel like. Ol' Charlie has sent me to the ER twice for using claws, and teeth. I'll never forget the time hit bit all the way through my right hand. Or the time the blood was squirting out of my arm in time with my heartbeat.

Don't believe the ER nurses when they promise they won't report it. Lying bitches. I was going to refuse treatment and walk out unless they promised not to report the bite to animal control. They swore. And they did. God I was mad at them. All I had to do was get Charlie caught up on his shots.

Oh yeah, happy birtday yesterday, again!

 

[Mensa]

What's up with this, Laurel? I'm considerate and gracious enough to start a thread to wish you joy on your birthday and what is my reward? Others get gratitude but what is my lot? I get threatened with mutilation, that's what!!

See what you get from me next year, Catwoman!!

 

[Silverlily]

hisssss

I get threatened with mutilation, that's what!!

You're lucky I didn't see this thread, mutilation would be the least of your problems.

 

[Mensa]

Re: hisssss

You're lucky I didn't see this thread, mutilation would be the least of your problems.

Oh, great!! Now they're ganging up.

It doesn't pay to be nice around here!

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Most Groovy!

Happy Birthday, Laurel!

 

[Laurel]

Re: You choose

Well, it's either that or have scylis shave your pussy. Kinky little bugger, isn't he?

Too late. I mean, uh, touch my cats and suffer my wrath.

Originally posted by Austess
I'm gonna stop having birthdays when i hit 35.

I think 35 is a cool age to stop at.

I'm going to stop having birthdays when I look as good as you do in your av. Which will be around ski season in hell.