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[gxnn]

As everyone knows, Guilin of China is a beautiful city with great landscapes, and there is an international town Yangshuo in the city with many expats working and residing there. Since an ad contest in 1980s where a player came up with the slogan "East and West, Guilin is the best"(he might get the idea from Rudyard Kipling), which impressed all the judges and audience, the sentence pattern has been abused in our country. But good things cannot stand the abuse, just like the case where the first man who likens girls to be flowers is a talent and the second a copycat, the third a dumbass, and the fourth an asshole.
Next time, when I hear anyone saying "East and west, XX is the best", I shall retort him with ______? East and west, go home and have a rest! what do you say to that?
East and west, you need an incest. Is it better?
Please could you, the ablest literoticans, provide some funny materials, in rhyme preferably?

 

[Hypoxia]

East and West, cunnilingus is the sublimest.
North and South, be sure to exercise your mouth.
West and East, don't get caught fornicating with a beast.
South and North, another orgasm will burst forth.
East and West, nothing quite matches your chest.
North and South, only peyote tea quenches my drouth.
West and East, I'm always infected with yeast.
South and North, I have no idea what you're worth.