If you came with a warning label:

[Tryharder62]

What would it say?

 

[bronzeage]

Caution: Habit forming if taken internally.

 

[imrhapsody]

Caution: Habit forming if taken internally.

Mine would say...careful breakable. Hi Bron!

 

[bronzeage]

Mine would say...careful breakable. Hi Bron!

Yours would read, "Hand wash only."

 

[girlsmiley]

Label?

Where's your sense of adventure?

 

[phrodeau]

For entertainment purposes only.

 

[oddity83]

Unstable contents, handle with care.

 

[Saint Peter]

 

[imrhapsody]

Yours would read, "Hand wash only."

smile...hummm, I think.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Caution: Contents Under Pressure

 

[Lilly73]

Warning: I bite

 

[ChinaBandit]

"take daily" works just fine.

 

[knot_sweet]

Warning: This product moves when used.

 

[blackleggings]

 

[girlsmiley]

Your mom knows how to do me.

 

[Tryharder62]

I was thinking mine would be Caution: Slippery when wet.

 

[beetlebum]

 

[Lovetolisten]

Caution: Highly Combustible: Potentially Explosive

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

push me hahah

"hanging like a horse"

 

[sweepthefloor]

"May cause drowsiness, and orthostatic hypotension."

 

[Tryharder62]

"May cause drowsiness, and orthostatic hypotension."

Ohhh, sexy!

 

[Squibbs]

'Doesn't play well with others'

 

[KRCummings]

"Go fuck yourself"

 

[rosco rathbone]

Danger: escaping fluid under pressure can cause severe injury. Do not tamper with fittings, valves or seals.

 

[MAWriter50]

Warning: Persistent as Pepe LePew