If you are geting laid this weekend,keep it to yourself

[miles]

This thread is only for the perpetually oversexed and underfucked. If you dare come here and brag about getting fucked this weekend, prepare for a barrage of rotten eggs, overripe tomatoes, and monkeyshit.

 

[Cath!]

geez, miles...and I was just gonna ask if you wanted to get laid...well, I guess that ruins the mood!

 

[Moridin187]

*drags out his trashbag full of rotten vegetables, assorted animal excrement, medical waste, and rusty old steaknives*

Alright, I'm ready.

 

[lobito]

I was actually gonna send Cath! a plane ticket to "lay" you. then you could perhaps be like the rest of us who MIGHT get some.

 

[estevie]

Sooo, thats where you have been...hanging out at the zoo collecting monkeyshit!

 

[SexyChele]

Aw, darn, Miles, sweetie! And I was gonna fly all the way to Atlanta just to see you this weekend! Wonder if I can still cash in that airline ticket......

 

[miles]

SexyChele

Just let me knowyour Flight # baby and I'll be at the gate

 

[estevie]

and ,btw...what are you soo fucking satisfied about??

 

[April]

I haven't had sex for over a year, so I really don't want to hear about ANY body having it.

 

[miles]

estevie

It's all relative

 

[Cath!]

and ,btw...what are you soo fucking satisfied about??

YOU, missy, are never on msn anymore!! how come?



edited to add: The way miles and I just posted makes it look like his av is gonna bend over a lil more and nibble on my neck!

 

[SexyChele]

Re: SexyChele

Just let me knowyour Flight # baby and I'll be at the gate

Muuuah! Damn, you are so sexy!

 

[juicylips]

This thread is only for the perpetually oversexed and underfucked.

Hmmmm....I might know a couple of people like that

Any suggestions on how to rectify that situation?

jl

 

[on_the_verge]

But…

I can get laid this weekend into next for the whole stretch. I could copulate her in public, make her take her panties off and let me slip my hand under her skirt in an alley, her waking up everyday for the next two weeks with a blow job, romance her over dinner and drinks, fuck on the beach on a warm night against the waves crashing, screw her in a bar in front of her friends, give gentle strokes and daring licks in the car as trucks pass by, We would be creative, fast on our feets and backs—we would find so many erotic ways to give us happiness and pleasure, etc…

But, I am not sure I want to anymore? (Melodrama excluded.)

P.S. This is a test of the emergency broadcast system…beep…

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Well this is one thread I can't coment in then And if I get lucky there will be someone else that will not be able to either

 

[estevie]

*grinning and giggling uncontrollably*

 

[juicylips]

Re: But…

I can get laid this weekend into next for the whole stretch. I could copulate her in public, make her take her panties off and let me slip my hand under her skirt in an alley, her waking up everyday for the next two weeks with a blow job, romance her over dinner and drinks, fuck on the beach on a warm night against the waves crashing, screw her in a bar in front of her friends, give gentle strokes and daring licks in the car as trucks pass by, We would be creative, fast on our feets and backs—we would find so many erotic ways to give us happiness and pleasure, etc…

But, I am not sure I want to anymore?

Hello??

You are just too fucking cruel. Not sure if you want that kind of sex?? god, what is up with that??

jl,
home alone....

 

[ToddHwrd]

This thread is only for the perpetually oversexed and underfucked. If you dare come here and brag about getting fucked this weekend, prepare for a barrage of rotten eggs, overripe tomatoes, and monkeyshit.

Thank you Miles some of us are not going to get laid this weekend or anytime soon, and it's not fair to have to listen to all the other lucky damn people...............LOL just teasing if you can get it you might as well

ToddH

 

[lilminx]

Re: But…

I can get laid this weekend into next for the whole stretch. I could copulate her in public, make her take her panties off and let me slip my hand under her skirt in an alley, her waking up everyday for the next two weeks with a blow job, romance her over dinner and drinks, fuck on the beach on a warm night against the waves crashing, screw her in a bar in front of her friends, give gentle strokes and daring licks in the car as trucks pass by, We would be creative, fast on our feets and backs—we would find so many erotic ways to give us happiness and pleasure, etc…

But, I am not sure I want to anymore? (Melodrama excluded.)

Hey, if you don't want it, I'll take it, provided that she's into chicks

 

[Summery]

Re: Re: If you are geting laid this weekend,keep it to yourself

Thank you Miles some of us are not going to get laid this weekend or anytime soon, and it's not fair to have to listen to all the other lucky damn people...............LOL just teasing if you can get it you might as well

ToddH

You may be right about not getting any, anytime soon. But, I don't know about you......I feel lucky just the same.
I know where and with whom my thoughts are.

 

[Cath!]

Re: Re: If you are geting laid this weekend,keep it to yourself

Thank you Miles some of us are not going to get laid this weekend or anytime soon, and it's not fair to have to listen to all the other lucky damn people...............LOL just teasing if you can get it you might as well

ToddH

so I guess that means you don't want to hear about the 16 times I came last night, eh?? damn...and it was a really really good story!

 

[Guest]

My chances of getting laid this weekend are dwindling by this very minute.

 

[OLIEOGRE]

Ok I won't tell you about last night, this morning, tonight, tomorrow moening, and tomorrow night

 

[OLIEOGRE]

Damn, I have fat fingers today. Moening instead of morning, sounds kinda kinky though

Oh BTW Cath I would just love to hear about those 16 times last night, its got me dreaming and drooling

 

[lovetoread]

Damn.....none here. Sigh........