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Please Do NOT Do These things if you looking for a reasonable person to get in touch with you.

Do not wear a Kid Rock Tee shirt holding up a Bud lite bottle.

Upload a picture of your LAST wedding.

Have two or three other ladies in the photo with you.

Make weird and strange faces (at least I hope that is what you were doing!

Leave the damned animals out.

Do not lead off with a picture fifteen years old. If you claim to be fifty and the picture looks to be of you at thirty five or less that is a caution light going out the gate.

Oh, there is more...
 
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Do NOT post pictures from 2009.

Do NOT post pictures of you holding an AK-47

Do NOT post pictures with your messy ass room in the background
 
And of you in a BAR or other dirty dingy dive isn't a good Ideal either!:rolleyes:
 
Do not post pics of you with your kids.

Yes you should mention you have them and of course are interested in a guy who is accepting of kids, but in the beginning we are interested in you, not your children.
 
The subject applies to people of any gender.

Ask yourself: Is this REALLY how I want people to see me?

If the answer is YES, then all responses are what you deserve.
 
- Pictures of literally half your face. Who do you think you are? Batman?

-Pictures of your tits if you're gonna get pissed when we go "hey, nice tits"

-Pictures of you with 10 of your damn friends. Your friends don't want to be on your dating site pics

-Pictures looking all pissed off like you're about to murder someone

I like this fucking game! All my answers are inspired by the Hot or Not app. Haha
 
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Do not pose in a skimpy outfit and make a couple of flirtatious remarks, the complain all the guys responding to you are pigs.
 
Okay I am going to preface this with the point that I have seen this believe it or not

Do not post a pic with your ex boyfriend.

Your dad and brother should be no-no's as well
 
Primalex said:
Don't wear short skirts if you don't want to get raped!
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And don't pose with duck-face or trout-pout if you don't want me to wear hip waders or a Tilley hat on our date!


In what world is a short skirt ever an invitation to rape? Ridiculous statement Primalex. I hope it was in jest, but still...
 
OK.

We need to add laying naked on a bed as a man eats your pussy ...I guess it depends on who or what you are looking for!:eek:
 
FGB said:
Please Do NOT Do These things if you looking for a reasonable person to get in touch with you.

Do not wear a Kid Rock Tee shirt holding up a Bud lite bottle.

Upload a picture of your LAST wedding.

Have two or three other ladies in the photo with you.

Make weird and strange faces (at least I hope that is what you were doing!

Leave the damned animals out.

Do not lead off with a picture fifteen years old. If you claim to be fifty and the picture looks to be of you at thirty five or less that is a caution light going out the gate.

Oh, there is more...
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FGB said:
OK.

We need to add laying naked on a bed as a man eats your pussy ...I guess it depends on who or what you are looking for!:eek:
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What the deuce?!?

Are you sure you are on a dating website and not following some Kardashian twitter account?
 
I just gotta start a thread about how to NOT make a good impression on the first date, All true.
 
This thread is funny. Y'all acting like you have standards when you know that you message anything that appears to be female. :cool:
 
Eilan said:
This thread is funny. Y'all acting like you have standards when you know that you message anything that appears to be female. :cool:
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that is not fair, I have only ever had eyes for blulilacgrl
 
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JAMESBJOHNSON said:
I just gotta start a thread about how to NOT make a good impression on the first date, All true.
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Fantastic! I was wondering when you were going to grace us with more make believe anecdotes flavoured with poor spelling, misogyny, and racial slurs. And a dating thread no less. This should be good, like getting driving tips from Stevie Wonder.

Were you going to start it in the Playground, or in HT and let someone move it for you?
 
Emerson40 said:
Fantastic! I was wondering when you were going to grace us with more make believe anecdotes flavoured with poor spelling, misogyny, and racial slurs. And a dating thread no less. This should be good, like getting driving tips from Stevie Wonder.

Were you going to start it in the Playground, or in HT and let someone move it for you?
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If I'm lying Ima creative liar. Im an authority of strange fucking bitches.
 
Fun thread

Not exactly long the line of the previous posts, but having recently tried an online dating site, let me give you guys a clue if you want to be serious.

And this is also for the ladies who want to find serious and be considered that way.

Enough with texting. Pick up the phone and call me and say Hi to me. Let me hear your voice, the inflection and emotion. You could be texting three other women at the same time, but on the phone its one on one.

Once there has been some communication, a quick text is fine and can be fun and brighten a day, but initially speak one on one like an adult if you want to be treated like one.

ladies you will get no respect if you allow all texting.
 
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