If you accidentally killed your man....

[brownhairedboy2]

If you got a little to into riding your man's face and accidentally suffocated him with your muff would you be too embarrassed to tell the police how his death really happened and make-up some other story? Or would you bite the bullet and endure the humiliation of telling the officer you unintentionally killed him with your twat?

 

[Cleopatra]

If you got a little to into riding your man's face and accidentally suffocated him with your muff would you be too embarrassed to tell the police how his death really happened and make-up some other story? Or would you bite the bullet and endure the humiliation of telling the officer you unintentionally killed him with your twat?

Forensic evidence will always tell the truth - you may as well too.

 

[alltherage]

Bury him.

 

[niteshade]

Re: Re: If you accidentally killed your man....

Forensic evidence will always tell the truth - you may as well too.

I would tell the truth, only because I am very bad lying at ... I always get caught anyway, so why bother?

Good morning Cleo. How goes the fight?





Edited cause I can't freaking spell.

 

[Cleopatra]

Re: Re: Re: If you accidentally killed your man....

I would tell the truth, only because I am very bad at lieing... I always get caught anyway, so why bother?

Good morning Cleo. How goes the fight?

Morning sweetie.

The fight will continue, I guess, later on, when we're both in the same time-zone, if that ever happens.

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[brownhairedboy2]

Bury him.

How many do you have in the backyard already?
Aren't you going to run out of room soon? lol

 

[alltherage]

How many do you have in the backyard already?
Aren't you going to run out of room soon? lol

Big back yard. Backhoe. No problem.

 

[Chicklet]

Bury him.

flush him down the toilet.

 

[catalina_francisco]

If you got a little to into riding your man's face and accidentally suffocated him with your muff would you be too embarrassed to tell the police how his death really happened and make-up some other story? Or would you bite the bullet and endure the humiliation of telling the officer you unintentionally killed him with your twat?

Sounds like you have been watching 'Lust In The Dust'...then again that was more a case of a broken neck, snapped between the thighs of the orgasmic damsel in distress...good flick for a laugh.

Catalina

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Ahhh but the joy of snuffing whilst muffin,I can think of many a worst way to kick the bucket

 

[brownhairedboy2]

flush him down the toilet.

Uuuuooowww you got a phat ass!
Damn that must be one HUGE toilet! I heard you had some junk in the trunk but that is just plain ridiculous.
Silly, I tellz you, silly HUGE!!!

 

[brownhairedboy2]

Sounds like you have been watching 'Lust In The Dust'...then again that was more a case of a broken neck, snapped between the thighs of the orgasmic damsel in distress...good flick for a laugh.

Catalina

Nope, never saw it...yet.
But now I think I'll have to make a date with my local video store next weekend and rent me one up!

 

[James G 5]

I woukld definitely tell the truth. That would make it much more likely for me to nab one of those homicide cops...and they come with their own handcuffs and other accouterments.

Great, now I have to go to bed with a really ish image of cuffing you & putting a nightstick somewhere naughty running thru my head *sigh*

 

[Goddess Helena]

Chipper.


Helena

 

[brownhairedboy2]

Instead of getting rid of the body you can still use it for sex...ever heard of necrophilia? lol
j/k-but seriously, I only hear about pervy guys into that (not that there are many people period into that) but never any women.

Or you could just revive his body like The Reanimator using Black Magic like Payo Mayombe and then you would have a lover who could go ALL night long, never farts in bed (because he never eats), and never leaves the toilet seat up (because he never has to use the bathroom again). and always dose as he is told! Sounds like a pretty good deal, huh ladies?

Now you just need some Martha Stewart's Necromancy classes or to go to Barnes & Noble and buy the Raising The Dead for Dummies book.

 

[Etoile]

This sounds like a GB question to me, but anyway...

I don't have to worry about killing "my man" - or do you think only men like getting their face ridden?

It also doesn't seem like a very realistic scenario.

 

[BlueSugar]

How many do you have in the backyard already?
Aren't you going to run out of room soon? lol

::looks at shirt::
"Don't piss me off, i'm running out of places to hide the bodies"

ya know, everytime I put this on, I'm going to crack up now.

as for what I would do... I'd be disappointed bc he would stop out of no where. THen I would freak out and probably call a hospital first to see if there are any revival techniques that I didn't think about already. Then.. I would end up calling the police.

 

[Owlz]

Re: Re: If you accidentally killed your man....

Forensic evidence will always tell the truth - you may as well too.

I love that cable TV show 'Forensic Files!' They do amazing things in that field!

As for the forensics of 'death be muff,' that could be an interesting investigation.

 

[Owlz]

I woukld definitely tell the truth. That would make it much more likely for me to nab one of those homicide cops...and they come with their own handcuffs and other accouterments.

I like the way you kink...err...think, PO.

 

[brownhairedboy2]

As for the forensics of 'death be muff,' that could be an interesting investigation.

Yeah, That's what I was thinking, I don't think they could find out who it was just by female cream. The only way they can now with men is because there is sperm cells in men's cum which have DNA in them to link them to the perp. With women there is no sperm hence no forensic evidence to link the crime to the woman or her muff.

 

[Owlz]

Yeah, That's what I was thinking, I don't think they could find out who it was just by female cream. The only way they can now with men is because there is sperm cells in men's cum which have DNA in them to link them to the perp. With women there is no sperm hence no forensic evidence to link the crime to the woman or her muff.

You're assuming they didn't have intercourse before the unfortunate event. They can also get DNA from (her) pubic hair, if there is any 'at the scene.'

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[brownhairedboy2]

Yes they can. Women's secretions have DNA also. Different kinds of cells than sperm, and not as many cells, but they contain DNA nonetheless. Along with possible pubic hairs, as someone mentioned.

If that's true then how come I never heard about them using a woman's secretions to link for example lesbian serial murderess Aileen Wuornos to the 8 men she killed after having sex with them? I have never read about them using a girl's secretions in any investigation before...

 

[PinkOrchid]