If women thought like men...

If women thought like men,

This would indeed be a boring planet. Now if men would think like men, and women would think like women, this would also be a boring planet. You have to love the novelty in difference.

Cat

Now that I have everyone confused I will go and convene a meeting with my patron saint. Jose Cuervo.
 
The species would have died off thousands of years ago, except for a few isolated tribes.

If your tribe finally developed the technology to contact my tribe and ask this question, we'd have to hunt you down and kill you.
 
...then we'd not be able to navigate ourselves in a straight line for three kilometres.


Originally posted by BlackSnake: They would be both rich and pregnant. Thoughts?

I agree with KM and add, it depends what you mean by rich.


;)
 
If women thought like men, they would have never become subservient. Men would have continued to slay dragons, and fight wars for more fertile lands. Women however, would have been the rulers.

Thinking like a man, they wouldn’t withhold sex from them. They would make them dependant on it. Thus, keeping their minds weak and eager to please. Men wouldn’t become meek, because like women are to men, they would want to be appealing to women. Innovations come from guys who don’t get much. Jocks and studs haven’t created a signal thing.

A woman’s ability to multitask gives them broader perspectives. This is the main reason why I would support a woman President.
 
BlackSnake said:
If women thought like men, they would have never become subservient. Men would have continued to slay dragons, and fight wars for more fertile lands. Women however, would have been the rulers.

Thinking like a man, they wouldn’t withhold sex from them. They would make them dependant on it. Thus, keeping their minds weak and eager to please. Men wouldn’t become meek, because like women are to men, they would want to be appealing to women. Innovations come from guys who don’t get much. Jocks and studs haven’t created a signal thing.

A woman’s ability to multitask gives them broader perspectives. This is the main reason why I would support a woman President.

BS if men thought like women they would know that apparent submission and subservience is a ploy. :devil:
 
destinie21 said:
BS if men thought like women they would know that apparent submission and subservience is a ploy. :devil:

The idea is don't to have men thinking like women, but only women thinking like men.

Most of the things that men do are with women in mind. Even when they are out with the guys. It is to find out what the other guy is doing, so they can come up with an idea on how to do it better. One upsmanship.

I wasn't talking about a role reversial.

BTW, nice shoes ;) I'm guessing 3-1/2 to 4 inch heels - Jimmy Choo
 
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Snake you are a chauvanist, but hey I'm glad you like my shoes, but those aren't my feet see my location:cool:
 
destinie21 said:
Snake you are a chauvanist, but hey I'm glad you like my shoes, but those aren't my feet see my location:cool:

What makes me a chauvanist? Is it that I rather kiss a woman's feet than step on it? I'm not a sap either, but I'm sadden when I have to turn away.

Edited to add: I'm not being tense :)
 
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shereads said:
The species would have died off thousands of years ago, except for a few isolated tribes.

If your tribe finally developed the technology to contact my tribe and ask this question, we'd have to hunt you down and kill you.

Without first giving a full explanation as to why I must die? That would be manlike.
 
BlackSnake said:
If women thought like men, they would have never become subservient. <>Women <> would have been the rulers.

Thinking like a man, they wouldn’t withhold sex from them. They would make them dependant on it. Thus, keeping their minds weak and eager to please. Men wouldn’t become meek, because like women are to men, they would want to be appealing to women. <> Jocks and studs haven’t created a signal thing.

I'd like to know what makes you think that 99% of the above isn't true now?

Gauche
 
gauchecritic said:
I'd like to know what makes you think that 99% of the above isn't true now?

Gauche

I really believe it's true.

Imagine a woman with the desire to rule the world. She grabs a guy from a group of men and hides his dong. Before his buddy can react, she has his pecker in her mouth. Two minutes and she is leading them over to a small group of men. She jumps the strongest of the man (Samaria strategy) and gets him off while working on the other men. A deer passes by and she points to it. What do you think will happen? How many of the men do you think will go hunting for the deer to bring it to her feet?
 
gauchecritic said:
I'd like to know what makes you think that 99% of the above isn't true now?

Gauche

Damnnit, Gauche got there before me..
 
BlackSnake said:
Imagine a woman with the desire to rule the world. She grabs a guy from a group of men and hides his dong. Before his buddy can react, she has his pecker in her mouth. Two minutes and she is leading them over to a small group of men. She jumps the strongest of the man (Samaria strategy) and gets him off while working on the other men. A deer passes by and she points to it. What do you think will happen? How many of the men do you think will go hunting for the deer to bring it to her feet?

I think this woman had better think twice before she points to the deer.
 
shereads said:
I think this woman had better think twice before she points to the deer.

A good leader would, IMO feed the weakest of the men first. Reward the first man to strike the deer, while stroking the other men to glorify them.

A dominant woman would elicit other women to feed her army's desires.
 
BlackSnake said:
I really believe it's true.

Imagine a woman with the desire to rule the world. She grabs a guy from a group of men and hides his dong. Before his buddy can react, she has his pecker in her mouth. Two minutes and she is leading them over to a small group of men. She jumps the strongest of the man (Samaria strategy) and gets him off while working on the other men. A deer passes by and she points to it. What do you think will happen? How many of the men do you think will go hunting for the deer to bring it to her feet?

Dear god! Should I mention that when I first skimmed over this post I didn't think the men would be grabbing the deer for her to eat?
 
wildsweetone said:
Dear god! Should I mention that when I first skimmed over this post I didn't think the men would be grabbing the deer for her to eat?

;)

It's not you, wildsweet. The woman didn't make that completely clear.
 
BlackSnake said:
They would be both rich and pregnant. Thoughts?
They would be drunk and exhausted, more than likely morally bankrupt and so busy satisfying themselves that the only way the human race could continue in existance would be for someone else to perfect cloning... With that thought, I have to agree with shere, extinction is the only end for so many potentially selfish beings.
 
raphy said:
Damnnit, Gauche got there before me..

No worries mate....

It appears that women haven't a clue the power they will, so instead they fall victim to the fantasies of men; starving themselves, so their spins poke out their backs to look like a plastic toy; wearing shoes that are to tight, so their feet might look small; and walking around in the dead of winter wearing a mini dress (just seen it) to get the attention of a guy who only pretends to ignore her, because she is trying to get his attention.

If women thought like men they could look any way they wanted and still have men at their feet. Remember, men use to jerk off at the sight of a woman's ankles.
 
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champagne1982 said:
... With that thought, I have to agree with shere, extinction is the only end for so many potentially selfish beings.

Some women believe that if they withhold sex from their husbands that he would pick up after himself and take out the trash before it begins to spill onto the floor. Men more than likely would do other things like buying his wife sexy outfits, toys, etc., and say sweet things to her.

The only reason for some men to get married is so he could have pussy in his bed every night. If he loved her before, he will still love her.

If women thought like men, there wouldn't be dinner she would have to cook, or trash to be taken out, because the man would have those things done because he would want her to continue to satisfy his desires.

How many men would actually work if they could live very well without doing so, assuming that there work is not what they love doing? Probably, not many. Some go to work to get away from their homes.
 
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BlackSnake said:
Some women believe that if they withhold sex from their husbands that he would pick up after himself and take out the trash before it begins to spill onto the floor. Men more than likely would do other things like buying his wife sexy outfits, toys, etc., and say sweet things to her.
[. . .]
The only reason for some men to get married is so he could have pussy in his bed every night. If he loved her before, he will still love her.
Did some man get told by some woman "Not tonight, dear. I have a headache" last night?
 
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champagne1982 said:
Did some man get told by some woman "Not tonight, dear. I have a headache" last night?

Not a problem I've had yet, and based on the way things has worked out for me, I don't think I will ever have that problem. The trash goes out before it is spilling on the floor in my house ;)
 
I haven't a clue how men think. If women acted the way men act however I would say the pregnant observation is probably right. As to rich it would dpend on how you defined being rich. ;)

-Colly
 
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