If Wat wasn't so damned busy picking up Stimulus Cash...

[4est_4est_Gump]

I tell him a story that he will find funny.




You? not so much...

 

[Saint Peter]

He has not been back since being voted off Byrondict Arnold's island.

 

[unregistered]

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Ah reckon so...




*spit*

 

[Bidin~Time]

I wish he'd come back. I was this close to decoding y'all's code.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I wish he'd come back. I was this close to decoding y'all's code.

You have to know the grapevine...


Johnny Dangerously

 

[Byron In Exile]

He has not been back since being voted off Byrondict Arnold's island.

His voting had become erratic.

We had no choice.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

He had a flap holster, he was in no itchin' hurry...

 

[Byron In Exile]

He had a flap holster, he was in no itchin' hurry...

And he had two guns...

 

[Saint Peter]

It is all good.

He will stimulate the economy with a new truck, big tires, and triple bladed pink windshield wipers.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

And he had two guns...

Maybe you should ask him to turn in his knife too...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

It is all good.

He will stimulate the economy with a new truck, big tires, and triple bladed pink windshield wipers.

It's a John Deere joke...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Wat, I'll buy you a cup of coffee...

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Wat, remember, it's books, not blogs...

 

[Byron In Exile]

Maybe you should ask him to turn in his knife too...

That wouldn't be sporting, would it?

 

[neci]

i heard he ran off with the crabs.

 

[Byron In Exile]

i heard he ran off with the crabs.

That I could believe.

He seemed to be talking with them quite a bit near the end.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Maybe he's busy with Big Nose Kate...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

So, I'm out in the garage, eating sunflower seeds (like a regular KANSAS son of a bitch) and building the womenfolk a chicken coop when the wife pulls up on the John Deere and announces, "It sounds funny."

So I walk up to the front of the dirty little tractor and say, "To quote the outlaw Josie Wales,"

*spit*

(Right in the center of the front cowling top)

She thought that was some mighty funny stuff there...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Tell me it ain't so . . . .



*spit*

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Ah reckon so...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Here's my other funny of the week.


Princess and I are doing German flashcards to test our vocabulary (and keeping score!).

My card comes up Second (noun).

So I say (*sips whiskey*), "zweitens, adjective."

She thought das der was some damned funny stuff...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Princess sounds like quite the wee character.


Junior was always such. There was the scam he pulled on me when he was maybe 2.5 where he was asking what the animals were as we passed each field while riding through the country. It was "S'at, Daddy?", and then I would answer. I had answered "cows" for another herd of bovines.


He looked at me with a huge shit-eating grin and said, "no, pigs." They have been "cows no pigs" to me ever since.


And then they grow up and get lives of their own . . . .

 

[Saint Peter]

Nothing soaks up Stimulus Cash like children.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

My support is paid in full.


I actually did get a nice contract for this year, after all. 'Bout time, dammit.


And with change orders, a body can actually make a few dollars.

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