If U See Riff Slap Him.

[riff]

All of my life I wanted to be Jesus. Abuse me. Heap the scorn of the world upon me.

Slap me.

 

[TN_Vixen]

oh riffy, stop making veiled references

you know you just ache to get spanked. ;-)

 

[Rubyfruit]

Where do you want to be slapped? I might be interested if it's your ass while I fuck you with a strap on.

 

[riff]

Re: oh riffy, stop making veiled references

you know you just ache to get spanked. ;-)

With a spatula, or or a candle, please

 

[riff]

Where do you want to be slapped? I might be interested if it's your ass while I fuck you with a strap on.

Rubyfruit, you're scaring me! Please don't do that! Just beat me up a little.

 

[Rubyfruit]

LOL - sorry riff. I'm really a pussycat, I swear.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Re: Re: oh riffy, stop making veiled references

With a spatula, or or a candle, please

does it matter if the candle is scented? Coned? Tapering? Or just one of those big-ass 3-wick numbers?

heh

 

[JennyOmanHill]

All of my life I wanted to be Jesus. Abuse me. Heap the scorn of the world upon me.

Slap me.

I'm sorry, riff... I just can't slap or abuse Jesus! I'm not the greatest of catholics, but I still can't abuse a guy who had so much already done to him!

 

[riff]

Re: Re: Re: oh riffy, stop making veiled references

does it matter if the candle is scented? Coned? Tapering? Or just one of those big-ass 3-wick numbers?

heh

A nice taped candle sounds good. I don't care about the scent.

~considers 3 wicker with a look of horror~

 

[riff]

LOL - sorry riff. I'm really a pussycat, I swear.

OK.... so whaddaya say?

~sticks cheek out~

 

[TN_Vixen]

Re: Re: Re: Re: oh riffy, stop making veiled references

~considers 3 wicker with a look of horror~

LMAO

 

[riff]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: oh riffy, stop making veiled references

LMAO

Use the untapered end, though LOL