If today is International Women's Orgasm Day...

[islandman]

...when is International Men's Orgasm Day?

I smell sexism...

 

[pink]

*sniffs*

 

[BotanyBoy]

*sniffs*

What do you smell?

 

[girlsmiley]

Thanks for the reminder. I needed that.

 

[JudasIscariot]

What do you smell?

Tuna.

 

[thør]

...when is International Men's Orgasm Day?

I smell sexism...

Everyday.

 

[islandman]

Everyday.

Seconded.

 

[thør]

Seconded.

Of course....

 

[SexyWench]

bleed from your crotch
and push a being outta your orifice
and we'll talk then

 

[IndieSnob]

bleed from your crotch
and push a being outta your orifice
and we'll talk then

I dunno about anyone else, but damn, I'm horny now after reading that.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

I am guessing that I missed celebrating International Women's Premature Orgasm day. (I had mine, yesterday.)

http://www.livescience.com/16718-premature-orgasm-affects-women.html

 

[girlsmiley]

Tuna.

My bad.

 

[SexyWench]

I dunno about anyone else, but damn, I'm horny now after reading that.

What's squeamish for others
is another's kink *shrug*

 

[bux_fan]

I guess I'll just HAVE to give my lovely wife one tonight!

 

[islandman]

I guess I'll just HAVE to give my lovely wife one tonight!

Just be safe and don't play any sex games with your guns.

Use your cock instead.

bleed from your crotch
and push a being outta your orifice
and we'll talk then

Hello, sexist.

 

[KingOrfeo]

...when is International Men's Orgasm Day?

I smell sexism...

"Mom, how come we have a Mother's Day and a Father's Day, but we don't have a Children's Day?"

"Every day is a Children's Day, dear."

 

[KingOrfeo]

Thanks for the reminder. I needed that.

Come, now!

 

[islandman]

Now I want some oreos.

 

[bux_fan]

Just be safe and don't play any sex games with your guns.

Use your cock instead.


No problem!! I'll just play with her nice guns!

 

[lovetoread]

What is this orgasm of which you speak?

 

[run_silent]

What is this orgasm of which you speak?

That will take a long, long time to explain. Call me.

 

[islandman]

What is this orgasm of which you speak?

Evidently Lady Gaga can think herself to orgasm.

Tonight, I will think for you. You do the same.

 

[blackleggings]

I'm pretty sure a couple of weeks ago was Orgasm Day in general. Nevertheless, today was just perfect.

 

[yossi]

I should hurry so I can fulfill the quota.

I knew today would have been a good day to skip work.

 

[KingOrfeo]

What is this orgasm of which you speak?

It's this really messy thing men have sometimes. You're lucky you're not involved in it.