If this makes you laugh...

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[Miss_Pandora]

LOL....I like that one

 

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[Pseudonomic]

What do you call a tooth in a 20mL glass of water?

A one molar solution.


Two atoms are walking down the street, when they bump into each other. One starts looking on the ground panicking and says "I've lost an electron!!" The other says "Are you sure?!" "Yes! I'm Positive!!"

Chemistry rules!

 

[Miss_Pandora]

What do you call a tooth in a 20mL glass of water?

A one molar solution.


Two atoms are walking down the street, when they bump into each other. One starts looking on the ground panicking and says "I've lost an electron!!" The other says "Are you sure?!" "Yes! I'm Positive!!"

Chemistry rules!

LOL...I like your sense of humor

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Loved the Heisneberg joke!

And now on to philosohpy:

Rene Descartes was sipping wine at a cafe. the waitress asked him if he would like another glass. "No I think not" he responds, then *poof* he disappears.

 

[pariste74656]

Chuckle

What's green and goes 100 MPH?

Frog in a blender



What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

 

[Raw69]

Here's mine

A buddist went to a N.Y. city hot dog vender and asked '' Could you please make me one with everything"