If they'd been shooting a porn movie at Pompei when the volcano went off....

[coachdb18]

Assume you're engaged in a porn movie at Pompei when Mt Vesuvius erupted, and you're not found for 2000 years, but when they finally DID find you, what would they find?

 

[John Blackhawk]

some interesting classical art.

 

[Wats_butthole]

Me stealing coachdweeb's binky.

 

[pointless]

ashes.

 

[Worm]

Some good weed, a chicken and a crow.

 

[Hypoxia]

A pr0n (or any other) flick back then would require platoons of artists painting salacious images on canvases to bind together into a big flip-book. Models must remain immobile for hours for each 'frame'. That's better than the Pharaoh's version, with incised stone tablets for frames, pulled on conveyor belts.

Little-known fact: Imperial Romans weren't big on masturbation. Your Pompeii pr0n flick won't have much genital-fingering. Why? Because many slaves and cheap whores. Why bother jilling- or jacking-off when a good fuck or suck is handy? Not to mention the wandering goats...

One still-censored Pompeii relic: the 19-woman lesbian daisy-chain.

 

[John Blackhawk]

A pr0n (or any other) flick back then would require platoons of artists painting salacious images on canvases to bind together into a big flip-book. Models must remain immobile for hours for each 'frame'. That's better than the Pharaoh's version, with incised stone tablets for frames, pulled on conveyor belts.

Little-known fact: Imperial Romans weren't big on masturbation. Your Pompeii pr0n flick won't have much genital-fingering. Why? Because many slaves and cheap whores. Why bother jilling- or jacking-off when a good fuck or suck is handy? Not to mention the wandering goats...

One still-censored Pompeii relic: the 19-woman lesbian daisy-chain.

Gee aren't you just a ray of sunshine?

 

[colddiesel]

Bones and metals -jewellery and coins. The first impact was of hot gases at 500 celsius which killed and burnt away flesh. The burial of the town in 80 feet of ash came later. Preservation at Herculaneum was better because the burial deposits were substantially of hot mud rather than ash which meant that wood and some cloth was preserved.

There is a huge collection of 'pornographic' statuary in the decrepit Museum of Naples which was dug out of Pompei and Herculaneum. The Romans were particularly fond of depicting both real and mythical animals copulating with women.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_art_in_ Pompeii_and_Herculaneum

This wiki article illustrates some examples.

 

[oggbashan]

Assume you're engaged in a porn movie at Pompei when Mt Vesuvius erupted, and you're not found for 2000 years, but when they finally DID find you, what would they find?

Assuming that you didn't stop performing, and that is unlikely given how Vesuvius erupted, and you were preserved in the act:

Almost any and all the positions found in modern pornography. Standard M/F positions including missionary, cowgirl, cunnilingus, facesitting and doggy. Lesbian and gay male and practices not permitted on Literotica.

How do we know? Because paintings and statues found at Pompeii and Herculaneum show almost every sexual act that is done now. The Romans were fond of depicting what we would describe as pornography in public art and as internal decoration.

In 1960, hours before it was open to the general public, I was part of a small group going around Pompeii on a private tour escorted by experts. We were shown all the pornographic material in the houses and brothels and some in storage that was too fragile or too extreme to be seen by the public.

What would be interesting is if the Emperor Tiberius' collection of erotic literature had survived. His contemporaries were shocked by his practices and Romans of that era were very broad-minded.

 

[Rightguide]

Assume you're engaged in a porn movie at Pompei when Mt Vesuvius erupted, and you're not found for 2000 years, but when they finally DID find you, what would they find?

The biggest boner kill in Italian history.