If they say white man can't dance, and you're white as fuck...

[Xelebes]

Dance the white-as-fuck dances. Nothing wrong with a good ol' waltz.

 

[oggbashan]

Except that a waltz is not the Gay Gordons.

Og

 

[rgraham666]

I characterize my dance moves, accurately, as "The Clumsy White Boy Jerk".

 

[cloudy]

I'm not white...can I still dance?

 

[rgraham666]

With me? Any time.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I prefer to call my dance style "Overly Caucasian", often called "Caucasianitis". A very often fatal condition on the dance floor, especially at trendy nightclubs.

 

[Liar]

...bust a move that'll shut em up for days.

 

[TE999]

I prefer my bologna on white bread with mayonnaise, however I have been known to 'get down' (as the young folks say) when the music turns lively.

Getting up is another matter.

 

[TxRad]

Dance the white-as-fuck dances. Nothing wrong with a good ol' waltz.

Have you been smoking the anal probe again.

 

[TE999]

Have you been smoking the anal probe again.

It must be a PITA keeping it lit.

 

[DeeZire]

The only dance I can do is the Bump, and I can only do it laying down.

 

[fille]

Play that funky music, white boy.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Watch Elaine dance on Seinfeld. It's really bad. I'm worse, if you can believe that

 

[Xelebes]

I'm sure we can all dance the Schuhplatten.

*step step step clap clap clap*

*repeat*

 

[TE999]

I'm sure we can all dance the Schuhplatten.

*step step step clap clap clap*

*repeat*

I'm partial to the Chicken Dance myself. Especially after a few beers.

 

[Xelebes]

I'm partial to the Chicken Dance myself. Especially after a few beers.

Uncomfortable about the yodelling part of the dance?

 

[Xelebes]

I'm not white...can I still dance?

Sure. While we all dance the Chicken Dance, you can dance the Prairie Chicken Dance and make us all look like fools.