If they made pussy flavored burgers, would you eat one?

[Problem Child]

How about a cum-flavored shake, all icy-cold?

Didn't think so. Just goes to prove my theory that human body fluids and smells are gross, and people just consume them because of some freaky chemical pheromone thing or because they want to please their partner. I've never had a pussy that smelled "sweet". Sure I enjoyed licking them, but not for the taste. Gimme a Burrito Supreme over the freshest pussy on earth if we're looking at it from a pure taste perspective.

Anyone says different is a liar and just trying to be difficult.

 

[SEXXYNESS]

I would eat a pussy flavored burger, but only if it tasted like lemon.

 

[Laurel]

True. I have never had my stomach grumble and thought, "Boy, I could go for a hard dick right now."

 

[CoolCucumber]

You know...I could probably find a woman or two who WOULD go for the cum shake...
-CoolCucumber

 

[Starfish]

I'd say not. But there are dogs that would, and would probably prefer it that way.

What does that say about dogs?

 

[Azwed]

I think pussy tastes good most of the time. Just depends on the girl and their die. My last ex was a vegiterian and had a much more mild taste that was less prone to rapid change in flavor.

I am not doubting that pheromones play a big part but I think diet does too.

 

[Problem Child]

I would eat a pussy flavored burger, but only if it tasted like lemon.

Then it would be lemon meringue pie or a lemon tort, not a pussy flavored burger, you moron. Stick to the rules.

 

[SEXXYNESS]

I think pussy tastes good most of the time. Just depends on the girl and their die. My last ex was a vegiterian and had a much more mild taste that was less prone to rapid change in flavor.

I am not doubting that pheromones play a big part but I think diet does too.

I've also heard veggie pussy was the best. Women should be more aware of the way diet effects the taste from time to time.

 

[Azwed]

I've also heard veggie pussy was the best. Women should be more aware of the way diet effects the taste from time to time.

Its very true at least in my limited experience. I think it may have more to do with red meat then all meat though. Red meat seems to make the taste a little stronger towards the bad end of the scale.

 

[Problem Child]

I think pussy tastes good most of the time. Just depends on the girl and their die. My last ex was a vegiterian and had a much more mild taste that was less prone to rapid change in flavor.

I am not doubting that pheromones play a big part but I think diet does too.

All pussy stinks to one degree or another, even Polish pussy. You're frontin' for the ladies bro, admit it and you'll feel better about yourself.

 

[Siren]

Oh this woman is on a roll tonite

 

[Azwed]

Well if you had asked this question last night I could have rolled over and had another taste to make sure. Considering that I had a good helping of pussy this afternoon I am still going to have to disagree.

 

[sigh]

i'll be difficult, but i'm not lying

i like the taste of pussy...very much so

but i like burgers too

 

[MechaBlade]

Of course bodily fluids taste bad. Was there any doubt in the first place? The only people that enjoy the taste of the other's genitals are in erotica. Or porn. But they're acting.

I really don't think being vegetarian makes the pussy taste better.

 

[Problem Child]

i'll be difficult, but i'm not lying

i like the taste of pussy...very much so

but i like burgers too

Yeah, but if the burger tasted like strong pussy, would you eat it? And I mean eat the whole thing, and not smothered with onions or ketchup to hide the smell and taste.

 

[Problem Child]

Of course bodily fluids taste bad. Was there any doubt in the first place? The only people that enjoy the taste of the other's genitals are in erotica. Or porn. But they're acting.

I really don't think being vegetarian makes the pussy taste better.

Ha! Finally an honest person. The rest of you all are perpetratin' liars.

 

[sigh]

there's eating pussy, and then there's eating food...you're comparing apples and oranges here

i don't want my burgers to taste like pussy, but then i don't want my (or her) pussy tasting like burger either...each in its rightful place, i say

 

[BlazeofLife]

I rather enjoyed the taste of pussy every time I've tried it, I thought it tasted pretty good.
As for the idea of pheremones, I can't tell you whether those had anything to do with it, since I've never had sex without any olfactory response on which to base a comparison.

Blaze

 

[CoolCucumber]

That's interesting...burger flavored pussy...does it come with Fries???
-CoolCucumber

 

[BlazeofLife]

That's interesting...burger flavored pussy...does it come with Fries???
-CoolCucumber

Probably, but would you really want them?
Just imagine what a cylindrical, tan colored object would taste like, considering its served on the far side from something that tasted like pussy...
Ugh...

Blaze

 

[MechaBlade]

Actually, if someone says they actually really enjoy the taste of fresh cunny, and they're not trying to get some at the moment, I guess I'll believe them. I mean, some people enjoy haggis. No accounting for taste. But it's awfully surprising.

Damn, you guys are weird. Pussy's nasty.

 

[Unclebill]

Well, I have a slightly different perspective (imagine that!).

While I love the taste of an aroused woman, I eat her as much if not more for her responses and pleasure she receives. A good portion of my enjoyment of this pursuit is to enjoy her expression of the pleasure she receives as well as my enjoyment of the aroma, taste and textures which are part of the experience.

I don't eat the burger for its pleasure but for mine and my nourishment. And then I want it to taste like a burger, the REAL BEEF kind at that!

And there's another HUGE difference: when I eat a burger, it's gone!

 

[Azwed]

Of course bodily fluids taste bad. Was there any doubt in the first place? The only people that enjoy the taste of the other's genitals are in erotica. Or porn. But they're acting.

I really don't think being vegetarian makes the pussy taste better.

Actully it does. Well sort of I would not use the word "better" it really just makes the pussy taste a little less strong. Not as tangy as regular pussy.

 

[sigh]

Well, I have a slightly different perspective (imagine that!).

While I love the taste of an aroused woman, I eat her as much if not more for her responses and pleasure she receives. A good portion of my enjoyment of this pursuit is to enjoy her expression of the pleasure she receives as well as my enjoyment of the aroma, taste and textures which are part of the experience.

I don't eat the burger for its pleasure but for mine and my nourishment. And then I want it to taste like a burger, the REAL BEEF kind at that!

And there's another HUGE difference: when I eat a burger, it's gone!

i'm agreeing with unclebill (imagine that!)

pussy tastes great because of the circumstances...burger tastes great because you're hungry

like i said before...each to it's own place

 

[sigh]

of course, i suppose you could combine the two and eat a burger OUT of a pussy...

but naw...that just doesn't seem right

grapes though...