If there actually WAS a Lit General Board entrance exam what would be on it?

[sunstruck]

What kinds of questions? Would there be an essay section? Multiple choice? Oral exam (I said it so no one else would).

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[brokenbrainwave]

full frontal nudity, you would be expelled immediately

 

[Sillyman]

Basic knowledge of sex and basic knowledge of how to spell certain terms that come up often.

 

[sunstruck]

full frontal nudity, you would be expelled immediately

For posting it or for not posting it?


No, no!!! I'm looking for questions. Help me make an exam.

 

[lovetoread]

How many times can you bring up pussy or cock in one posting session?

That should be on the exam.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Have you ever been involved in a sexual act with a member of the Alien race is a definite. A yes would guarantee sure failure. I need not be reminded of my alien butt probe, the nightmares surely would return.

 

[islandman]

For men - how to find and use a woman's g-spot

For women - how to perform oral sex properly

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[brokenbrainwave]

For men - how to find and use a woman's g-spot

For women - how to perform oral sex properly

think bigger people. this can be looked up online.

 

[Sillyman]

Which of these is correct:

a) Masterbation
b) Masturbetion
c) Masturbation
d) Whackin' it

Which of these is correct:
a) Tounge
b) Toungue
c) Tongue
d) Licker

 

[patient1]

Who or what is Killer Muffin?



What are your other identities at Literotica?

 

[islandman]

think bigger people. this can be looked up online.

Okay:



For men - how to find and stimulate Nancy Reagan's G-spot

For women - how to perform oral sex properly on Austin Powers


How's that?

 

[amelia]

do you have a sense of humor?

do you have a tough outer skin?

can you take a joke?

can you take direct criticism of you (and everything you believe in) while maintaining a good attitude?



so...basically...are you a big baby or not?

 

[patient1]

Which of these is correct:

a) Masterbation
b) Masturbetion
c) Masturbation
d) Whackin' it

Which of these is correct:
a) Tounge
b) Toungue
c) Tongue
d) Licker

These 2 should be grounds for disqualification.

 

[weed]

OMG....don't make it too hard....how do you expect those of us who need to learn to get in here!!!

 

[sunstruck]

*sigh*

No one ever takes me seriously. I supose I'm to blame for that.

 

[amelia]

*sigh*

No one ever takes me seriously. I supose I'm to blame for that.

i took you serious.

my questions are very important b/c, if the new person doesn't know that they are going to be judged for everything they say or do..they may think we are mean...not sarcastic..or helpful!

 

[sunstruck]

i took you serious.

my questions are very important b/c, if the new person doesn't know that they are going to be judged for everything they say or do..they may think we are mean...not sarcastic..or helpful!

I was posting when you said that. lol I like your questions. And LTR's, I'd even use Silly's.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[sunstruck]

It is sort of hard to take a cartoon figure in a cat outfit totally serious. But that's ok...we all love ya anyways.

Whatever you say nipple lady.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

OMG....don't make it too hard....how do you expect those of us who need to learn to get in here!!!

Making it hard would enable you to pass the enterance exam

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[sunstruck]

Basically I was just interested in what people REALLY want and expect from other posters. I thought it would be interesting.

 

[*bratcat*]