If the Smurfs all run around in white socks...

[JaymesBlond007]

...why don't they ever have grass stains on them?

 

[horny_giraffe]

This is the best one, yet! Keep it up.

 

[DirtyGrl]

...why don't they ever have grass stains on them?

If you eat a clown does is taste funny?


DirtyGrl

 

[Guest]

 

[phrodeau]

Why do people drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why is cargo sent on ships, and shipments sent by car?

 

[Weevil]

Smurfs?

Laundry Smurf?

 

[DirtyGrl]

Ya know, I keep waiting for the complete works of Shakespeare to pop up on this board but, to date, I have been sadly disappointed.

Perhaps there's another few years to go yet.

Shall I compare thee to a summers day
thou arent more lovely and temperate

Rough winds due shake the boughs of May

First 3 lines of Sonnet 18....

DirtyGrl

 

[Guest]

Dirtygrl...

 

[phrodeau]

For foxinsox:

"Love's Labour's Lost" - Act V, Sc. 1

MOTH: (aside to COSTARD) They have been at a great feast of languages, and stol'n the scraps.

 

[DirtyGrl]

Re: Dirtygrl...

I was kinda thinking of chimps and typewriters, but thanks for the sonnet. I know it well. I like it very much

sure sorry I couldnt remember more....

 

[SilverVeil]

I have always wondered which smurf Smurfette smurfed to get Baby Smurf. My money is on Papa Smurf ..... girls always go for the dudes in the cool shoes ya know.

 

[MidnightAngel]

...why don't they ever have grass stains on them?

Cartoon grass doesn't leave stains???


Barney is what you get when you feed a smurf after midnight!

 

[Beebeeblue]

When a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?



As the the smurf question, its smurfmagic.

 

[lovetoread]

I always thought that it was wierd to have one female for a whole village of males. I asked my dad about it once and he turned red and sputtered but never answered.

Oh and did ya know the smurfs still come on?

 

[EvilBrat74]

...why don't they ever have grass stains on them?

O.K. i'm weird for answerin this one.
Smurf's aren't heavy enough to smash the grass blades!
Now you got me wonderin why they don't get dirty!

Like EBW said"Laundry Smurf"
Laundry for over 100 smurf's!
Guess that's why we don't see that one...

 

[Nicodemus]

Why do we buy trash bags only to turn around and throw them away.

As for the smurfs......Smurfette was sleeping with all the smurfs. She was able to pick and chose but they all wanted her and had her at one point or another. Their socks are treated with a magic powder that Papa smurf made which keeps their socks sparkling white.

I am just wondering where Sassette (the prepubescent girl smurf) came from. She had red hair.

Smurfette was originally a brunette then became a blonde and all the other smurfs either had no hair or the hair they had was white.

Nic,

ps...I know I know way to much about this but I love cartoons. Guess I am right there with you on the weirdness Evilbrat

 

[tigerjen]

their white socks are *stain-proof!*

tigerjen

 

[Nicodemus]

Funny woman, TJ, funny woman.

Nic,