If the person above you started masturbating in front of you, what would you say?

[tommyt125]

Thanks!

 

[cocokittysurprise]

**Backs out of room**

 

[Cat]

Tell her: Remember to hydrate.

As I leave the room quietly.

 

[Eyelevel]

Continue to watch amazed how beautiful abs sexy she is.

 

[pntyhseluvr]

Absolutely

 

[Apisto42]

Sorry ol’ chap, don’t know you like that, I’ll be running along now, cheerio.

 

[Biggalute]

Put it away, before you catch a cold

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

But why

 

[Bloodandglitter]

Depends on the person

 

[tommyt125]

Depends on the person

Ask if she needed help lol

 

[MarcUK]

Well, I'm British so I'd probably pretend nothing was untoward and ask if they'd like a cup of tea

 

[Theatreslut]

Ask if he wanted a hand

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Ask if she wanted a hand (or a mouth)

 

[redcalling]

I might think I was high if I saw cereal masturbating

 

[mnbreastluver]

Ummm, the sperm bank is the next block over.

 

[azflyboy69]

Ummm, the sperm bank is the next block over.

Nice cock

 

[sunset_dreaming]

 

[positive_masturbator]

"Excuse-me, are we expecting other guests for this event?"

 

[Apisto42]

Don’t mind me, just checking the meter.

 

[azflyboy69]

Mind if I join in

 

[Lemmetri]

Mind if I join in

Id be happy to help.

 

[Treeview]

awww!! .... bless.....

Ohhh…would you like another hand there, Angel? Or do you have something else in mind?

 

[aquamarina35]

I'd say, "I think I'm in the wrong room." However, I'd stand there, staring until it's over.

 

[DirtyMarine]

Howdy ma’am

 

[CuriousRick]

I'd say, "I think I'm in the wrong room." However, I'd stand there, staring until it's over.

My lucky day!