If stories were poo

[NoJo]

I'd have the worst case of constipation. There was almost a 5 year gap between my last two dumps - sorry, story submissions - here.

 

[legerdemer]

I'd have the worst case of constipation. There was almost a 5 year gap between my last two dumps - sorry, story submissions - here.

TMI

 

[TxRad]

I'd have the worst case of constipation. There was almost a 5 year gap between my last two dumps - sorry, story submissions - here.

Hello Jo, long time no see. Still living on the boat or have you smartened up.

Post a link to your latest dump... uh... story.

 

[oggbashan]

I saw a short item on a documentary last night.

Apparently sludge from sewage farms contains significant amounts of gold, silver and platinium. The mass of poo contains more gold than would be found in a much larger quantity from a mining operation.

If stories were poo, finding the gold is more difficult than finding the proverbial needle in a haystack.

 

[coochiebarber]

Who the fuck gives a shit when you go dump your poo. BTW 'Who the Fuck Are You, Anyway. Ops! thats the title of your story. lol

 

[jomar]

Is that a drunk post, CB?

 

[Hypoxia]

Stories ARE poo. Other writings are similar. Robert Frost ended interviews with, "Excuse me, I must *let* a poem." Yes, writing poetry is just farting in the wind, and writing stories is shitting one's pants / panties. I was a tech writer; you may imagine the excreta.

 

[49greg]

I know a copywriter at an ad agency. The phrase "pulling it out of my ass" is quite common when he talks about work.