ms_ann_thrope
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would you shoot them?
If someone broke into your house...
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ms_ann_thrope
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Was it?
4est_4est_Gump
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Shooting an intruder is what you would *like* to do. In reality, you'd not have time to grab a weapon, in the dark most likely, aim and fire a proper shot before the intruder either ran scared or walloped you upside your dome.
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If I owned a gun? No, I would ask them out for coffee
What kind of question is that?
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No. I don't own weapons, nor will I. I also believe the laws work for the criminal and I'd likely be the one going to jail if I did shoot them.
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Fucking stupid.
The perp has to break in at which time the dachshunds go bat guano crazy at which time I pick up the gun at the side of my bed and wait at the top of the steps for st-st-st-stupid to arrive.
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you have dachshunds? So cute!
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You're that first person in all the zombie movies that gets their brains eaten.
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The wife and daughter have them.
I just have to take care of the obnoxious little rats.
The only thing they are good for is letting us know if someone has come up our long secluded backwoods country driveway. If I call the sheriff, he won't be there for hours and I am not going to sit idly by while someone robs me and potentially murders my family.
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LOL.....
hashtag45
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The wife and daughter have them.
I just have to take care of the obnoxious little rats.
The only thing they are good for is letting us know if someone has come up our long secluded backwoods country driveway. If I call the sheriff, he won't be there for hours and I am not going to sit idly by while someone robs me and potentially murders my family.
No need to be defensive, but still…
I love dachshunds. They're mischevious & funny.
And yes. My big dog is a woose, and my bichon was the only one doing "watch-dog-ing".
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Oh no, I wasn't being defensive, I was serving two purposes, one being my dislike of the mini-dachs who is a real nervous, energetic pain in the ass and the other was to bolster my previous point that getting to my gun is not the impossibility claimed by the wacko disarm the victim crowd.
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Nah, I'll just toss a frag grenade down the stairs.
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The wife, daughter and weeney dogs are more scary than you, Cap'n Swayze.
You just KNEW this thread would bring out the Lit badass posse.
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I told you, your B-side insults really need to be upgraded to this decade.
I do not mind so much being insulted as being subjected to the boring lameness of your soggy comebacks...
I do not mind so much being insulted as being subjected to the boring lameness of your soggy comebacks...
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Yes.
He has a homoerotic fixation...
He also thinks that a gay insult to "conservatives" (read anybody who doesn't think like him) is like sprinkling a vampire with holy water; a real unmensch.
