If Siren can use the term "Breastie Pies"...

[T.H. Oughts]

Then I can use the term.. "I wanna lick your bum"

What term would you like to use????

 

[QuickDuck]

Then I can use the term.. "I wanna lick your bum"

What term would you like to use????

OOOooooooeeeeerrrrrr, she said "bum"!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: Re: If Siren can use the term "Breastie Pies"...

OOOooooooeeeeerrrrrr, she said "bum"!

I know, I'm such a naughty naughty girl....

 

[mig]

Slurp is a good word.

AS in,"I'd like to slurp on any part of you I can reach".

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Slurp is a good word.

AS in,"I'd like to slurp on any part of you I can reach".

Mmmmmm do we get ice with that....

 

[mig]

Little chunks,strategically placed.

The hot wax comes later.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

The hot wax comes later.

Is that for the seal of approval...

 

[mig]

Ain't no seals here,just us dirty old men.

Anyone want a second hand raincoat?.

Flash flash.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Ain't no seals here,just us dirty old men.
Anyone want a second hand raincoat?.
Flash flash.

lol, that must be the reason I like you so much, the rain coat facter.....

 

[scylis]

"DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!!"

 

[T.H. Oughts]

"DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!!"

And we have the ever pending optimist of Lit...... Scylis!!!

 

[scylis]

i'm sorry, i i had to fight to keep from killing someone just before we closed up shop today. i was seathing. and i did a damn fine job of keeping it inside. you see, i was showing this guy a folded-steel katana (meaning i held it and he got a closer look at it), a traditionally made one with the whole works, and the guy tried to touch the blade! i'd be a total idiot if i expected 99% of you guys here to understand it, but to A) touch a katana that is not yours much less B) touch the blade of a katana that's not yours (in a manner other than having it cleave thru you) is just about the BIGGEST taboo one can commit involving a katana. not only does it insult honor, it does a nice job of depriciating what is normally a $1,790 sword (that's the sticker on this one). the blade is really sensetive to the oils human skin tissue secretes and accumulates thruought the day, and it takes one hell of an effort to get the print off the metal. now, i may not be the most honorable person out there (i sneak around in the shadows and kill people in a most dishonorable fassion, after all), but every fiber in my being screamed out for blood, and it was all i could manage to keep it down much less keep the guy from noticing. now, that may sound a bit psycho, but i'm big into the whole feudal Japanese history and such, and people were killed for a lot less back then, and a part of my brain must have switched over into the same train of thought as prevolent back then. anybody big into swords and proper handling and care of such items will have a good deal of understanding for me in this, but the rest of you probably think i need counsiling.

i don't.

not for this, at least.

so the adrenaline was just racing thru my veins when i got off work, and then i got to give a very fine looking female-type person for whom i am currently pining after a ride home. after i dropped her off i didn't really know whether to be uber giddy or screaming mad. i think i would have beaten off if i could have settled down.

so i've had an interesting evening. yes indeed.

stay back with that fucking straight jacket, damnit!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

so i've had an interesting evening. yes indeed.

Wow, sounds like he got your goat up for sure.... I hope the next sun rise is better for you.

 

[scylis]

Wow, sounds like he got your goat up for sure.... I hope the next sun rise is better for you.

i will be. i'll be asleep.

i love sleeping in.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

i will be. i'll be asleep.

Sensual sword battling dreams to you...

 

[Guest]

 

[Rick DeVille]

Hmmmmmmm

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: Re: If Siren can use the term "Breastie Pies"...

I['ve kissed a few asses in my time, but I can't imagine ever wanting to lick someone's bum

Only after they are freshly showered of course....

 

[Guest]

 

[T.H. Oughts]

TH, freshly showered or not, nooooooo way.

What?? No rim job?????

 

[Guest]

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Nope, not in this lifetime.

Well you would at least do him with a strapon if he wanted?????

 

[Guest]