If muppets were human... which would you be?

[Skibum]

If I was going to be a puppet I would not want to a Muppet. Howdy Doody all the way!

 

[Isabella Thorne]

nice woody you got there Doody!

 

[CreamyLady]

Could I be a guest?

I'd like to be Gilda Radner, tapdancing with the floorboards glued to my feet -- it's something I would do.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Exactly how do you spell Snuffleuptagus again?

Was I a muppet I'd be Red with a vaguely southernish hick accent that is as irritating as a southern belle's is not.

sings "Let the music play, worries for another day... Dance your cares away...."

Is it pathetic that I can type the lyrics to that song while listening to Primus attempting to do Charlie Daniels?

 

[Skitten]

Me Too!Me Too! I would love to be animal because he was the coolest muppet ever. And I just love him

 

[Budokan]

I spent too many years in college getting a degree in physics to be anybody other than Beaker.

 

[Lethal_beauty_27]

id be Miss Piggy. i love her attitude it matches mine....and her ego too

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

I would love to be fonzie. He is so cute and cuddly and you don't expect to much from him but laughs.

Bonnie

 

[Isabella Thorne]

It takes two to control the Swedish Chef ...

hmmm i would be Aloysius Snuffleupagus (the back half)

ha ha just fucking with you ... BUTT ..

here is some Muppets trivia .. lol ..

Why are Muppets left handed?

You may have noticed that Muppets, particularly Muppet musicians, tend to do everything with their left arms.
This is because most Muppet performers are right handed and use their primary hand to control the head and
face of the Muppet. (Louise Gold is one of the few left-handed performer, and her Muppets are right handed.)
This leaves them their left hand to control the Muppet's arms. The Swedish Chef, controlled by two performers,
is an exception that proves the rule.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

You are always a goldmine... of um stuff.

Here that women!

Never knew that Iz ta

Beaker (Shit that was obvious)

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Confessions of a chef

AHA ... i knew it!!!! LMAO ... my sweet, sweet Beaker ..

 

[April]

Isabella, if this keeps up, I'm going to have to name you head investigator around here!

Oops! LOL

 

[Beaker]

me? Call me Dr.Bunson HoneyDew! beeker hand me my higly votile dynamite gloves

"Highly volatile Dynamite gloves coming right up"

 

[TN_Vixen]

I'd be..

Heeeeeeee-YA! Miss Piggy or one of those old guys sittin' in the balcony making fun of everyone. I know they were sharing a flask up there or something cause they kept falling off the ledge. hehe

 

[insideShiraz]

I YAM OZ!

Just to be Frank with you...I see Isabella in the Best places of humor and Knowledge...

 

[Jester]

Wait...

You mean I'm NOT a muppet?!

 

[Alyrahh]

Jester...

Is someone's hand up your ass? Oh, no wait... that's a puppet, nevermind.

 

[Jester]

Hand up my ass?

You know, I really should probably be able to tell, shouldn't I? I'd check, too if these damn little sticks on my wrists would let me reach that far!

 

[Alyrahh]

Yep, should be able to tell...

Not that I would know, mind you... I've not had that experience. It's usually my head that's up my ass, not my hand.

 

[Mustang Sally]

What is WITH this dude reviving all these old threads? Hey, Beaker, were you away for awhile? Catching up and FINALLY answering all the posts you missed? Or just being annoying? lol phhhhhht! just wondering. i doesn't really bother me. really! I'm just wondering, what the hell??