If Literotica was a town,

[AusTess]

And i had to live here?

I'd have armed bodyguards,starving savage rottwielers,electric fences and land mines in my yard.

Dont mind me,I'm just sitting here,quie\tly,watching the grass grow.

 

[Texan]

I'd set up a little booth on Main Street and sell condoms. I'd get rich..... !!!!

 

[Rubyfruit]

Not me Tess.

I imagine it more like a very small town. Everybody's little houses around one huge central park. No locks on doors. Bed-hopping abounds. No sexually transmitted diseases to worry about. No jealousy.

Just love.

 

[pabloback]

rioting in the icecream parlour

 

[AusTess]

I'd build a moat and fill it with pirahna.

 

[AusTess]

I would,however,choose the fittest,manliest,horniest men to be on MY side of the moat.

Prisoners?

I guess.
*l*

 

[Wiggles]

I'd triple bolt my doors, put bars up on my windows, and never use curtains.
I'd do all my housework and reading butt naked and watch all the silly men slobbering on the windows.
Mwahaha.

 

[atastetoarouse]

a town of raw passion........

Seeing your sensual neighbor out sunning herself in the backyard in the morning; going over and pleasuring her in every way before you bring in the newpaper. Going down to the coffee shop, grabbing a chair, and enjoying while the women from down the street swallow you as you lean back and sip your coffee........

Hmmmm........ I could tolerate this!

 

[Texan]

Looks like I'll need to install webcams on the light posts and open a member's only pay website.

 

[MissTaken]

I am sure you could!




How have you been? Long time..............

 

[LordMagicMan]

If it where so I would be really damn busy...

 

[Phoenyx]

It would be a giant house and every one would have their own wing. Cetral area is where we woudl have our parties.

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

all the women could stay with me in my house and in bed.

 

[Dillinger]

If Literotica was a town...

There would be an awfully large percentage of cocksuckers... *grin*

 

[patient1]

If Literotica were a town...

I would,however,choose the fittest,manliest,horniest men to be on MY side of the moat.

Prisoners?

I guess.
*l*

Prisoners of passion, more likely. I'm sure you could raise an
all volunteer bodyguard.

I like the rubyfruit vision it's just a couple 100 people..I trust the residents.
But maybe we'd need your security to manage the vagrants & drifters.

 

[Wiggles]

What would we do with the Trolls??
In LOTR the troll was about nine feet tall. I wonder how big our little trolls would be in this little town?
Could we make them into chatty little garden gnomes?

 

[patient1]

trolls

What would we do with the Trolls??
In LOTR the troll was about nine feet tall. I wonder how big our little trolls would be in this little town?
Could we make them into chatty little garden gnomes?

Well, they sure couldn't live under the bridge if the moat were full of pirhrana

 

[Rubyfruit]

Not to worry about the trolls. I think that KM and PC should take turns doing watch. They would shoot on sight, no questions asked.

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Not to worry about the trolls. I think that KM and PC should take turns doing watch. They would shoot on sight, no questions asked.

I would need a visa, perhaps?

 

[Phoenyx]

Not to worry about the trolls. I think that KM and PC should take turns doing watch. They would shoot on sight, no questions asked.

I'd fight off the trolls and all I woudl require in payment is 2 of you ladies to be my companions.

 

[alltherage]

I would still be in the minority. On the outside of town but close enough to visit the rich widow lady with the strong need to explore her bi-sexual nature and on the other side of town the strong but inherently sensitive dog catcher who hides the dogs he catches in his backyard. In my travels i would be certain to pause at the house with the naked lady, and of course to purchase condoms. One never knows do one?

 

[morninggirl5]

I'd live in the house on the hill overlooking the town. Occasionally I'd sneak into town to meet someone, otherwise I'd direct the newcomers to the appropriate houses and help deliverymen find their way around.

 

[EthiopianPrince]

I've been to Town Literotica

It's called Greenwich Village. Best summer of my life. Least inhibited place I've ever lived.

 

[Natalie Nessus]

I would have a little dim shop, perhaps? Where the bell jangles on the door and shelves of erotic art and books, yes? Wednesday afternoons there would be, I think, a little readings for my guests while we sip champagne and eat strawberries dipped in dark Swiss chocolate

 

[SGTBIGDOG420]

I'd like to open the furniture store specializing in beds, test drives free of course.