If Literotica sponsored a porn movie ?

[Very_Bad_Man]

Who would be your stars? (Lit members)

Plot?

Who would be the perviest fucker to direct it?


The obvious "Broke Dick Mountain" staring KenKraft, Vette, Miles in a threeway gangbang has been done to death.

Need new plots.

 

[richard_daily]

Who would be your stars? (Lit members)

Plot?

Who would be the perviest fucker to direct it?


The obvious "Broke Dick Mountain" staring KenKraft, Vette, Miles in a threeway gangbang has been done to death.

Need new plots.

Broke Dick Mountain made $0 at the box office... just sayin'.


It should take cues from 70s French porn, and involve some sort of sex school, nuns, or a possibly nun sex school.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Broke Dick Mountain made $0 at the box office... just sayin'.


It should take cues from 70s French porn, and involve some sort of sex school, nuns, or a possibly nun sex school.

I'm down for nuns.

 

[evesdream]

Who would be your stars? (Lit members)

Plot?

Who would be the perviest fucker to direct it?


The obvious "Broke Dick Mountain" staring KenKraft, Vette, Miles in a threeway gangbang has been done to death.

Need new plots.

Eating Eve
starring evesdream, honey123, neci please me, and naughtycakes.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Eating Eve
starring evesdream, honey123, neci please me, and naughtycakes.

Good Choice. I will fly you guys to Dubai to begin production

 

[Peregrinator]

Eating Eve
starring evesdream, honey123, neci please me, and naughtycakes.

Wait, this is important. Are you a dyke, or do you just play one on the intertubes?

 

[evesdream]

Wait, this is important. Are you a dyke, or do you just play one on the intertubes?

Is this your way of volunteering to co-star?

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Is this your way of volunteering to co-star?

My way of volunteering just made sitting in a chair less comfortable.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

starring evesdream, honey123, neci please me, and naughtycakes.

Title: Nuns in Dubai.
Plot: Converting Muslims to the religion of Debauchery.
Location:Royal Suit at The Burj Al Arab http://www.jumeirah.com/en/Hotels-and-Resorts/Destinations/Dubai/Burj-Al-Arab/

Oh yes this has possibilities.

 

[richard_daily]

starring evesdream, honey123, neci please me, and naughtycakes.

Title: Nuns in Dubai.
Plot: Converting Muslims to the religion of Debauchery.
Location:Royal Suit at The Burj Al Arab http://www.jumeirah.com/en/Hotels-and-Resorts/Destinations/Dubai/Burj-Al-Arab/

Oh yes this has possibilities.

The prequel should be called Dirty Burqa, and involve all 4 women giving me a blowjob while wearing hajabs.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

The prequel should be called Dirty Burqa, and involve all 4 women giving me a blowjob while wearing hajabs.

I don't want to do any short flicks man. This is prime time.

 

[richard_daily]

I don't want to do any short flicks man. This is prime time.

I can stretch it out to at least 2 minutes... That should be plenty of time, no?

 

[evesdream]

Sorry I was rehearsing my part. And we still need someone to play either a police man or a pool boy.

Scene 1: Neci steps out of the bath, skin glistening.
Neci: Girls, I need some help getting into my corset
(giggles from the antechamber)

By the way does the plane have a dessert bar? I'd like a small bowl of Smarties with all the red ones taken out.

 

[planetqueen]

The prequel should be called Dirty Burqa, and involve all 4 women giving me a blowjob while wearing hajabs.

I would watch it.

 

[richard_daily]

Sorry I was rehearsing my part. And we still need someone to play either a police man or a pool boy.

Scene 1: Neci steps out of the bath, skin glistening.
Neci: Girls, I need some help getting into my corset
(giggles from the antechamber)

By the way does the plane have a dessert bar? I'd like a small bowl of Smarties with all the red ones taken out.

Evesdream enters stage right, carrying a riding crop, and wearing nothing but a petticoat and a riding helmet.

 

[richard_daily]

I would watch it.

So would I!

 

[butters]

i'm seeing this more along the lines of a Carry On film....

sorry, just a bad habit


*taxi!*

 

[Farrah]

Can there be male-on-male action? That's hawt!

 

[butters]

Can there be male-on-male action? That's hawt!

...when they take off their socks

 

[Farrah]

...when they take off their socks

Agreed!

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Can there be male-on-male action? That's hawt!

No that is another production.

KenKraft and his harem of boytoys gang bang Candicame.

 

[Farrah]

No that is another production.

KenKraft and his harem of boytoys gang bang Candicame.

Please reconsider sir. I have no interest in seeing KK in action. Some other male GB'ers...hell yes!

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

By the way does the plane have a dessert bar? I'd like a small bowl of Smarties with all the red ones taken out.

You would not be disappointed in a 1st class flight on Emirates.

http://www.emirates.com/ae/english/flying/cabin_features/first_class/first_class.aspx

 

[neci]

Sorry I was rehearsing my part. And we still need someone to play either a police man or a pool boy.

Scene 1: Neci steps out of the bath, skin glistening.
Neci: Girls, I need some help getting into my corset
(giggles from the antechamber)

By the way does the plane have a dessert bar? I'd like a small bowl of Smarties with all the red ones taken out.

lace me up.

Evesdream enters stage right, carrying a riding crop, and wearing nothing but a petticoat and a riding helmet.

oh, yes. i like where this is going.

 

[planetqueen]

A true representation would be mostly unhappily married people individually wanking over laptops, whilst pretending to be something that they are not. Furiously trying to finish themselves off before their other halves get back from shops/work/bingo.

Doesn't mean it doesn't have to be sexy though.