If LIT LIBs worked what would they do?

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

ROB would prolly sit in a shack from 11pm til 7am dispatching taxis.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Everyone here is independently wealthy Mensa.

 

[Adre]

Employ some of the right wing whackadoodles out of sympathy and good will toward lesser men.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Everyone here is independently wealthy Mensa.

True. I had an alzheimers lapse. But its fun to imagine.

UD would be a door greeter honcho, keeping the geezer greeters in line from his electric scooter.

MERC? would write clever headlines, like PRESIDENT BLAMES BUSH FOR GOVERNMENT SHUT DOWN. Or PRESIDENT BLAMES BUSH FOR VET RIOT IN DC. Or PRESIDENT BLAMES BUSH FOR OBAMACARE SNAFUS.

 

[Sean]

Vettebigot-not working
RACISTJOHNSON-not working
AJ-not working
Miles-lives off his wife
Garbage Can-not working
Ishtard-not working

 

[Sean]

RetardinFlorida-not working

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

SEAN I think would thrive inserting suppositories up old men's butts.

 

[eyer]

Vettebigot-not working
RACISTJOHNSON-not working
AJ-not working
Miles-lives off his wife
Garbage Can-not working
Ishtard-not working

RetardinFlorida-not working

SeanH-plainly projecting

 

[Sean]

SEAN I think would thrive inserting suppositories up old men's butts.

Far be it for me to do Vettebigot out of his dream job.

 

[unregistered]

 

[unregistered]

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I think he sweeps out trucks for journeyman drivers.

It was an idle fantasy. I cant believe he works.

I worked with Boilermakers once. They were building fiberglass tanks for a uranium plant, and you cant weld fiberglass, so they were clueless how to connect one section of fiberglass to another. Anyway, they had this fat guy strutting around like ROB, and to hear him tell it he was the tank contractor...he was a helper, not even an apprentice.

 

[miles]

ROB would prolly sit in a shack from 11pm til 7am dispatching taxis.

I see him as a part-time assistant manager trainee in a bait shack down by the river.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I see him as a part-time assistant manager trainee in a bait shack down by the river.

Sure, any place where he could sit a lot.

 

[Bert Notorius]

i just assumed they all worked for acorn.