If lesbians like dildos, then why don't they like men?

[Guru]

I read the sexy-girl thread about tacky porn, and thought about this. Why would they want some plastic, cold thing instead of a hot cock? I can understand that for about 75% of men, but surely most women who aren't paper baggers could find a guy that's not a complete jerk to be their play-mate? How hard would it be for two lesbians to get a guy to come play with them frequently, so they could have the real thing?

 

[lobito]

looks at you & I, and figures, that it explains everything...

Then again, there's Frimost and others here too...

 

[just pet]

And if you have ever had a close encounter with a butt plug or well placed digit, why wouldn't you want a warm live specimen to warm the cockles of your heart?

 

[Guru]

looks at you & I, and figures, that it explains everything...

Then again, there's Frimost and others here too...

Even though I'm not a hunky model, wouldn't just about anyone be better than a hunk of dead latex?

 

[Pyper]

Even though I'm not a hunky model, wouldn't just about anyone be better than a hunk of dead latex?

Latex doesn't talk back.

 

[lobito]

anything SHOULD be better than a latex thingy, but I guess in reality, it's not...

You really should ask other people that, instead of me... GOSH!

Pyper, you forgot, stays hard most of the time... (if not all the time)

 

[Zmey]

Real lesbians don't use dildos ...nor they have long finger nails and long luscious hair. Lesbians you see are made for mens pleasure

 

[SpiceCake]

Latex doesn't talk back.

heh! or try to think!

 

[Guru]

So, Pyper, you are a lesbian? And Spice Cake, you too?

 

[Pyper]

So, Pyper, you are a lesbian? And Spice Cake, you too?

No, I'm not, but I'm telling you why a woman would prefer a dildo to a man.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Funny, I read the title to the thread and thought

"Well, dildos don't drink the last beer, belch, fart, steal the covers, kick the dog, talk in their sleep, or otherwise annoy the hell out of a person."

 

[Guru]

No, I'm not, but I'm telling you why a woman would prefer a dildo to a man.

I'm not talking about a specific male asshole. Do you not think there would be one man that a woman would prefer to a dildo?

 

[Guru]

Funny, I read the title to the thread and thought

"Well, dildos don't drink the last beer, belch, fart, steal the covers, kick the dog, talk in their sleep, or otherwise annoy the hell out of a person."

But what if you met a man who didn't belch loudly on purpose, never kicks the dog, doesn't fart (in public) and offered to share the beer?

 

[roxanne69]

I'm not talking about a specific male asshole. Do you not think there would be one man that a woman would prefer to a dildo?

Guru, a lesbian is not attracted to men so no, I don't think there would be any man she would prefer to a dildo.

If you as a hetero guy, were really horny which would you prefer? A pocket pussy thing or some guy's butt? Same difference.

 

[lilminx]

Funny, I read the title to the thread and thought

"Well, dildos don't drink the last beer, belch, fart, steal the covers, kick the dog, talk in their sleep, or otherwise annoy the hell out of a person."

And when you want them to leave, you just put them in your nightstand drawer.

 

[phrodeau]

I can count my lesbian friends by the dozens. They're mostly just like hetero males, and hetero males aren't interested in sex with men.

 

[Guest]

now this is what I was talking about words of wisdom

<and now I fall to my knees and bow to you in your words of wisdom>

 

[Pyper]

I'm not talking about a specific male asshole. Do you not think there would be one man that a woman would prefer to a dildo?

I'm sure many women have men they prefer over dildos, but that's because they have emotional attachments to that man.

A lesbian is never going to love or be attracted enough to a man to prefer him over a dildo. A dildo is simply a device in a pleasurable shape. Women use it for different reasons than they have sex with a man.

 

[Guru]

Guru, a lesbian is not attracted to men so no, I don't think there would be any man she would prefer to a dildo.

If you as a hetero guy, were really horny which would you prefer? A pocket pussy thing or some guy's butt? Same difference.

I'd take the living person any day.

 

[Guru]

I can count my lesbian friends by the dozens. They're mostly just like hetero males, and hetero males aren't interested in sex with men.

What I'm wondering, then, is why they would use a dildo or vibrator at all? It's a fake penis dammit!

 

[Calamity Jane]

But what if you met a man who didn't belch loudly on purpose, never kicks the dog, doesn't fart (in public) and offered to share the beer?

I'd marry him. And then, he'd disappoint me.

Seriously... the only lesbian I know intimately is my sister and I can't think of a single (straight) man she even tolerates a little bit. Let alone one she'd let actually fuck her. I'm 90% sure the thought never even crossed her mind.

 

[Pyper]

What I'm wondering, then, is why they would use a dildo or vibrator at all?

Let me try to make this clearer: Sex toys come with no emotional attachment. They are pleasure without strings. It seems to me, Guru, you are longing for an emotional connection and this is why you feel this way. Sometimes, though, people just want to get off without having to worry about satisfying somebody else.

 

[phrodeau]

now this is what I was talking about words of wisdom

<and now I fall to my knees and bow to you in your words of wisdom>

Gosh, thanks but that's hardly necessary.

Oh, were you referring to me?

 

[SpiceCake]

So, Pyper, you are a lesbian? And Spice Cake, you too?

nope - I'm sorry if I offeneded. Just being silly.

 

[Frimost]

"Well, dildos don't drink the last beer, belch, fart, steal the covers, kick the dog, talk in their sleep, or otherwise annoy the hell out of a person."

No, but the lesbian the strap-on dildo it is attached to might.
Maybe I understood the question wrong, but I think it is between a man and his real cock and a woman wearing a strap-on, not between a man and a dildo by itself.

Besides, I already answered your question, it is because lesbians are mean.



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